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Parents

When you have kids, there's gross and then there's <i>gross</i>.

When you have kids, there's gross and then there's gross.

Just How Gross Are Your Parenting Habits?

Have you ever wiped your kid's nose with your bare hand?

Have you tasted your or your partner’s breast milk?

Do you/did you bite your baby's nails?

Do you make your kid breathe into your face to test if they’ve brushed their teeth?

Do you use the NoseFrida?

If you use the NoseFrida, do you find it strangely satisfying?

Have you ever gone as long as a week without bathing your kid?

Have you ever let your kid spit out something they didn't like into your hand?

Have you ever stuck a finger into your kid’s diaper to see if it was dirty?

Will you eat your kid’s leftovers even if they’ve spit some of it back onto the plate?

Do you abide by the 5-second rule at home?

How about the 5-second rule in public?

Have you ever changed your baby’s diaper and then sat down to eat without washing your hands?

Have you ever gone #2 with your kid sitting on your lap?

Have you ever caught your kid’s throw-up in your hands?

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