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Is It Just Us Or Do These Toys Make You Feel Very Uncomfortable?

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  1. Uh, does this look like — *stage whispers* — a penis?

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    No, pervert. It looks like a Minecraft toy. Jeez.
    Totally! And the feet look like balls! No wonder it's called a "Creeper!"

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Uh, does this look like — *stage whispers* — a penis?
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    No, pervert. It looks like a Minecraft toy. Jeez.
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    Totally! And the feet look like balls! No wonder it's called a "Creeper!"
  1. You see that, right? I mean... RIGHT?

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    All I see is a pillow for children, you sick bastard.
    OH SHIT! THAT IS MESSED UP! AND LOOK AT THE TAGLINE: "TURN YOUR PILLOW INTO THE BIGGEST TOY EVER!" WTF

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You see that, right? I mean... RIGHT?
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    All I see is a pillow for children, you sick bastard.
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    OH SHIT! THAT IS MESSED UP! AND LOOK AT THE TAGLINE: "TURN YOUR PILLOW INTO THE BIGGEST TOY EVER!" WTF
  1. If this isn't a fail why is the little dog's mouth right... THERE? And why it is called "Best Friend Happy!"?

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    It's a cute toy. You should be ashamed of yourself.
    If these were real dogs you'd turn the hose on them. Fail for sure.

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If this isn't a fail why is the little dog's mouth right... THERE? And why it is called "Best Friend Happy!"?
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    It's a cute toy. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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    If these were real dogs you'd turn the hose on them. Fail for sure.
  1. Just watch this and then let's regroup.

    He has a loin cloth on, you troubled, troubled soul.
    Did I actually see what I thought I saw? Tarzan was going to town on himself!

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Just watch this and then let's regroup.
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    He has a loin cloth on, you troubled, troubled soul.
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    Did I actually see what I thought I saw? Tarzan was going to town on himself!
  1. Honestly I'm feeling really attacked right now I mean how can you not see this and go, "Oh my."

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    You need to find religion. All I see is the part they use to blow, I mean, fill the the balloon with air.
    I, uh, definitely see it. (Also, buckle up, Mary Jane.)

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Honestly I'm feeling really attacked right now I mean how can you not see this and go, "Oh my."
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    You need to find religion. All I see is the part they use to blow, I mean, fill the the balloon with air.
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    I, uh, definitely see it. (Also, buckle up, Mary Jane.)
  1. I'm guessing you don't see anything wrong with this Play-Doh toy?

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    All I see is a toy to shape Play-Doh.
    And all I see is a Dil-Doh.

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I'm guessing you don't see anything wrong with this Play-Doh toy?
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    All I see is a toy to shape Play-Doh.
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    And all I see is a Dil-Doh.
  1. Can you honestly tell me you could say "two finger squirter" to your child without feeling terrible about yourself?

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    That's on you, freak. It's just a squirt gun.
    That is not just a squirt gun. That is a major, major fail.

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Can you honestly tell me you could say "two finger squirter" to your child without feeling terrible about yourself?
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    That's on you, freak. It's just a squirt gun.
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    That is not just a squirt gun. That is a major, major fail.
  1. I just... I just don't even know what to say about this.

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    I'm actually with you on this one.
    You can say that again. What were they thinking?

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I just... I just don't even know what to say about this.
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    I'm actually with you on this one.
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    You can say that again. What were they thinking?

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