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50 Hilarious Tweets From Halloween 2020 That Went Viral

Scarily good tweets from the scariest year of them all.

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for my scariest Halloween look this year I’m just gonna paint 2020 on my head and call it a day, honestly.

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My mother has truly produced the pumpkin of our era.

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Stop using Halloween as an excuse to dress slutty. Dress up slutty 👏🏽all year👏🏽 long👏🏽

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halloween comin up?? boutta scare my mom wit these grades

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My neighbor’s “Skeleton Zoom” display rules.

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for halloween i'm gonna be emotionally stable. no one's gonna know it's me

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thinkin about halloween ‘17 when the guy i had been seeing came home with another girl and i was already on his couch smoking weed with his roommates, still fully dressed as guy fieri

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can’t believe halloween finally being on a saturday will consist of me sitting at home in a costume alone and probably crying

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Heard a rival dad is planning to hand out king size candy bars for Halloween so now every trick or treater that comes to my house is getting a full rack of ribs.

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When you realize Halloween is next weekend and you haven’t done enough spooky activities

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Saw an old man at the store buying the big candy bars for Halloween and I thanked him for his service.

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the amityville horror house, where 6 people were murdered, feels the need to decorate for halloween

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plz stop tagging us in your “Sexy Hamburglar” halloween costume pics

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This house in my neighborhood every year nails Halloween decorations.

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cashier: what do u want to be for halloween? me: happy cashier: i was talking to the kid behind you me: ok

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I’ve decided to give my collection of condiment packets out for Halloween. Polynesian sauce for the best costume.

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Decided last second to decorate the house for Halloween...

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There’s a lot of talk about Halloween and Spooky Season but not enough talk about the scariest time of the whole year: Dudes Who Think Wearing Shorts When It’s Cold Out Is A Personality Trait Season.

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Now this is a Halloween display #CLE #Halloween2020

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Maybe if i dressed up as Iced coffee for Halloween, she’ll post me on her story

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Winona Ryder owns the month of October for her iconic Halloween roles

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sure Spirit Halloween is only open one month out of the whole year but you can’t say that they don’t pick the best month of the year for that kind of business to be open

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Why my neighbors already have a giant skeleton in their front yard in september

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Dressing up as a covid denier for Halloween is easy. You don’t even need a mask.

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A little girl just started crying at my Halloween decorations. I know the emotion I should be feeling isn’t pride but 😂🤣

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Tim Burton in his Halloween costume his mother made him in 1967.

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i can’t wait to see which insufferable tik tok star has an offensive halloween costume this year

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I will be celebrating Halloween like I always do: buying a horny costume online, taking a million pictures of it in my apartment then ubering to a guys house to have sex in it

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Me: What do you want to be for Halloween? 6-year-old: Pikachu. Me: We could do that. 6: With a costume that really zaps people. Hard no on the Taser.

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If you’re planning on dressing up as #TheOffice characters for Halloween, remember…

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lol not to flex but I can guess what you’re gonna be for Halloween this year single

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my 4 year old daughter wants to dress as a cat for Halloween and I'm trying to explain to her that Ruth Bader Ginsberg would be better for my Instagram metrics but she's acting like the spreadsheet doesn't even matter despite the data being very clear

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Gotta respect the resilience of people doing Halloween Twitter names in 2020

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When I was in preschool I went to school dressed as a witch for Halloween, but got scared of myself at snack time and had to be picked up and taken home. This is also my whole personality.

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It’s officially October so I’m bringing back the greatest Halloween costume of all time

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Halloween is coming up and I still have no idea what I’m going to be for the rest of my life .

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Nothing will ever top Florence Pugh dressing up as her own Midsommar character for Halloween

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Ranking the best Halloween candy: 1. Reese’s 2. Snickers 3. Sour patch kids 4. Twix 5. Milky Way 6. Kit Kat 7. Skittles 8. Starburst 9. Butterfinger 10. M&M's . . 67. Licorice . . . 99. Clorox Bleach . . . . 215. Candy corn

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Halloween may be canceled, but I can still enjoy setting up my annual A Quiet Place whiteboard safely at home

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As Halloween approaches I’d like it known that any attempt to put me in a pumpkin outfit will result in your hospitalisation.

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this the type of Halloween shit im down for 😂

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Jeff Bezos could afford to buy one large candy bar for every American on Halloween but he doesn’t

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I’m going to dress as Billy Madison and sit in with my son’s zoom class, for Halloween.

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When none of your friends love Halloween like you do

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A full moon on Halloween? Everything’s going right this year

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