We recently asked the members of BuzzFeed Community to share the funniest thing they or their kid ever misunderstood: 1. "I used to think clowns were a race of people just like any other." Flickr: stillwellmike / Via Creative Commons — KrystenKarah 2. "One day my little brother came out of the bathroom and said, 'Did you know that Bill Clinton slept with Monica Geller?!'" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC — Joanne W. Stein, Facebook 3. "My son thinks 'potty train' is an actual train. He really wants to find that potty train." Simon & Schuster / Via amazon.com — Kelsey Peregrin Chisam, Facebook 4. "'Uptown funk' by Bruno Mars is 'Up down, funky butt' to my three-year-old." Atlantic — Marcie Naquin, Facebook 5. "When I asked her what she was doing she said..." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Def Jam/Columbia "After telling my five-year-old daughter I'm excited because my favorite band is coming to town to play, she ran to her room and started cleaning up her toys. When I asked her what she was doing she said, 'Mommy, those are big guys and if they're coming over to play I don't want them stepping on my stuff. They'll break everything!'"— maryh45f1d5c56 6. "As a little kid, I always thought that dogs were boys and cats were girls." Disney — Amanda Bishop 7. "When my kid asked where babies come from I told her that two people fall in love and then do adult things together. She said, 'Oh! Like bungee jumping!'" Flickr: dpbear / Via Creative Commons — lillyw4e5cd0923 8. "I thought the cops would come get me." Flickr: video4net / Via Creative Commons "When I was younger I saw an accident on the side of the road and my mom said, 'If you have an accident, the cops come.' I thought she meant that if I peed my pants in the car the cops would come get me."—Kate Heidenreich, Facebook 9. "I always wanted to have bangs as a little kid and was really upset because I thought you had to be born that way." Flickr: evilpeacock / Via Creative Commons —abbyroses2 10. "...I didn't want them to get mad..." Nickelodeon "When the TV went to a commercial and they said, 'Don't go anywhere! We'll be right back!' I would sit still until the show came back because I thought they could see me and I didn't want them to get mad if I left!"—allieh49c2379e5 11. My brother's name is Aaron. When he was five he was convinced that Aaron Carter was his brother because they shared the same first name." Nickelodeon/Sony —alexiskelseyc 12. Talk about method acting. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Hollywood Pictures "When I was little I thought people who died in movies really died in real life. I thought the makers of the movie just found a bunch of people who were ready to end it all and willing to be killed on film."— shameerabarnes 13. "I thought God had a wife named Gosh." Disney —cwilliamsdux 14. "I am too young! I am too young!" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF youtube.com "When I was in the first grade a lot of my school's teachers were pregnant. One day I ran home to tell my mom that my teacher announced that she was expecting a baby, too, and my mom said, 'I guess she drank the Kool-Aid.' The next day we were served Kool-Aid for a kid's birthday and I freaked out, screaming, 'I am too young, I am too young!'"—jennifers160 15. "My five-year-old confuses germs with Germans. So when anyone gets sick he says, 'You must have Germans inside you.'" Flickr: photographerglen / Via Creative Commons —Jessica D. 16. "I thought she meant 'chick pee.'" Flickr: artbystevejohnson / Via Creative Commons "When I was in second grade a nutritionist came to talk about healthy eating. She told us hummus was a great snack, and that it was made of chickpea. I thought she meant 'chick pee' and refused to eat hummus until I was 15 and learned that chickpea is a type of bean."—kelseytaylor 17. "My eight-year-old posed on a couch at Kohls and loudly announced that he looked like he was at the gynecologist. He meant psychiatrist." libertas.com.br —jenniferp73 18. "When I was a kid I didn't understand shift work." Belchonock / Getty Images "My dad was a police officer and I knew he came home every night. I always thought how dumb the criminals were — why didn't they just wait for my dad to come home to commit their crimes, that way they wouldn't get caught!"— Angelica Mota, Facebook 19. "I used to think that steak fries were made of steak." Flickr: pacroon / Via Creative Commons —Cailyn Grace, Facebook 20. "As a child I thought..." Flickr: statefarm / Via Creative Commons "As a child I thought the deer crossing signs on the interstate meant that the deer would cross at exactly that location. I thought it was nice that people put up signs telling the deer where to cross the street."—allysonw468e0d7d8 21. "I used to think there were bands at radio stations playing all the songs live." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF youtube.com —Problematic 22. "The Entire State building." Flickr: archana3k1 / Via Creative Commons "When I was six my parents took me to the Empire State Building, and I thought it was called the 'entire' state building because you could (I imagined) see the entire state of New York from the top."—gabbigirl1316 23. Not that kind of prick. Tanawatpontchour / Getty Images "I didn't realize calling someone 'a prick' was calling them a penis. I thought it was calling them annoying, like it's annoying to prick your finger."—kgrandstrand 24. "When I was a kid I bawled my eyes out watching my parents' wedding video because they didn't invite me to their wedding. (I wasn't even born yet.)" Flickr: 79992579@N07 / Via Creative Commons —yumnas2 25. "I wondered why my mom was breaking the law all of the time." Flickr: txberiu / Via Creative Commons "Until I was about seven-years-old I thought 'Do Not Pass' signs on the highway meant that cars could not drive past that sign. I wondered why my mom was breaking the law all the time."—Anniex410 26. "My kid asked how childproof caps know whether it's a child's or an adult's hand that's trying to open it." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Mike Spohr / BuzzFeed —Lena Areny, Facebook 27. "Who is this Stanley Steemer?!" stanleysteemer.com "When I was a child my mother kept getting calls from Stanley Steemer. One day I snapped and yelled, 'Who is this Stanley Steemer? I thought you were dating Paul!' Little did I know it was a carpet cleaning service."—marissab49f93a05e 28. "I thought "in-laws" were family members who'd been in prison. When my mom referred to her sister-in-law, I always wondered what my aunt went to prison for." Netflix —sarakr00 29. "I thought she was being really harsh." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Polydor "When I was little I thought the song 'I Will Survive' was about the girlfriend of an astronaut because of the line 'And now you're back from outer space.' I thought she was being really harsh. I mean he only left her for his job."—oliviap4ef6f4dc1 30. "When I was a kid I thought leprechauns lived in traffic light poles and were in charge of changing the colors of the lights." Flickr: 22711505@N05 / Via Creative Commons —heatherb4f75e9ba5 31. Pick me! Pick me! Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Fox "When I was a kid I thought a woman could give birth at any time she wanted, and that after the baby was born a bunch of men showed up for her to pick the father from."—makennab4305f8574 32. "My kids are convinced that tampons are for sword fighting and that I just don't want them to have fun." Flickr: cadencrawford / Via Creative Commons —epictothemax 33. "I was mortified my parents would just set someone on fire..." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Fox "My parents owned a business and I overheard them discussing firing one of their employees. I was mortified that my parents would set someone on fire just because they weren't the best worker."—scarletth4fad29e7f Want to be featured in similar BuzzFeed posts? Follow the BuzzFeed Community on Facebook and Twitter!