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    33 Things Kids Have Hilariously Misunderstood

    "Did you hear Bill Clinton slept with Monica Gellar?!"

    We recently asked the members of BuzzFeed Community to share the funniest thing they or their kid ever misunderstood:

    1. "I used to think clowns were a race of people just like any other."

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    2. "One day my little brother came out of the bathroom and said, 'Did you know that Bill Clinton slept with Monica Geller?!'"


    — Joanne W. Stein, Facebook

    3. "My son thinks 'potty train' is an actual train. He really wants to find that potty train."

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    — Kelsey Peregrin Chisam, Facebook

    4. "'Uptown funk' by Bruno Mars is 'Up down, funky butt' to my three-year-old."


    — Marcie Naquin, Facebook

    5. "When I asked her what she was doing she said..."

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    "After telling my five-year-old daughter I'm excited because my favorite band is coming to town to play, she ran to her room and started cleaning up her toys. When I asked her what she was doing she said, 'Mommy, those are big guys and if they're coming over to play I don't want them stepping on my stuff. They'll break everything!'"


    6. "As a little kid, I always thought that dogs were boys and cats were girls."


    7. "When my kid asked where babies come from I told her that two people fall in love and then do adult things together. 
She said, 'Oh! Like bungee jumping!'"

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    8. "I thought the cops would come get me."

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    "When I was younger I saw an accident on the side of the road and my mom said, 'If you have an accident, the cops come.' I thought she meant that if I peed my pants in the car the cops would come get me."

    —Kate Heidenreich, Facebook

    9. "I always wanted to have bangs as a little kid and was really upset because I thought you had to be born that way."

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    10. "...I didn't want them to get mad..."


    "When the TV went to a commercial and they said, 'Don't go anywhere! We'll be right back!' I would sit still until the show came back because I thought they could see me and I didn't want them to get mad if I left!"


    11. My brother's name is Aaron. When he was five he was convinced that Aaron Carter was his brother because they shared the same first name."


    12. Talk about method acting.

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    "When I was little I thought people who died in movies really died in real life. I thought the makers of the movie just found a bunch of people who were ready to end it all and willing to be killed on film."


    13. "I thought God had a wife named Gosh."


    14. "I am too young! I am too young!"

    "When I was in the first grade a lot of my school's teachers were pregnant. One day I ran home to tell my mom that my teacher announced that she was expecting a baby, too, and my mom said, 'I guess she drank the Kool-Aid.' The next day we were served Kool-Aid for a kid's birthday and I freaked out, screaming, 'I am too young, I am too young!'"


    15. "My five-year-old confuses germs with Germans. So when anyone gets sick he says, 'You must have Germans inside you.'"

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    16. "I thought she meant 'chick pee.'"

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    "When I was in second grade a nutritionist came to talk about healthy eating. She told us hummus was a great snack, and that it was made of chickpea. I thought she meant 'chick pee' and refused to eat hummus until I was 15 and learned that chickpea is a type of bean."


    17. "My eight-year-old posed on a couch at Kohls and loudly announced that he looked like he was at the gynecologist. He meant psychiatrist."

    18. "When I was a kid I didn't understand shift work."

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    "My dad was a police officer and I knew he came home every night. I always thought how dumb the criminals were — why didn't they just wait for my dad to come home to commit their crimes, that way they wouldn't get caught!"

    — Angelica Mota, Facebook

    19. "I used to think that steak fries were made of steak."

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    —Cailyn Grace, Facebook

    20. "As a child I thought..."

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    "As a child I thought the deer crossing signs on the interstate meant that the deer would cross at exactly that location. I thought it was nice that people put up signs telling the deer where to cross the street."


    21. "I used to think there were bands at radio stations playing all the songs live."

    22. "The Entire State building."

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    "When I was six my parents took me to the Empire State Building, and I thought it was called the 'entire' state building because you could (I imagined) see the entire state of New York from the top."


    23. Not that kind of prick.

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    "I didn't realize calling someone 'a prick' was calling them a penis. I thought it was calling them annoying, like it's annoying to prick your finger."


    24. "When I was a kid I bawled my eyes out watching my parents' wedding video because they didn't invite me to their wedding. (I wasn't even born yet.)"

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    25. "I wondered why my mom was breaking the law all of the time."

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    "Until I was about seven-years-old I thought 'Do Not Pass' signs on the highway meant that cars could not drive past that sign. I wondered why my mom was breaking the law all the time."


    26. "My kid asked how childproof caps know whether it's a child's or an adult's hand that's trying to open it."

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    —Lena Areny, Facebook

    27. "Who is this Stanley Steemer?!"

    "When I was a child my mother kept getting calls from Stanley Steemer. One day I snapped and yelled, 'Who is this Stanley Steemer? I thought you were dating Paul!' 
Little did I know it was a carpet cleaning service."


    28. "I thought "in-laws" were family members who'd been in prison. When my mom referred to her sister-in-law, I always wondered what my aunt went to prison for."


    29. "I thought she was being really harsh."


    "When I was little I thought the song 'I Will Survive' was about the girlfriend of an astronaut because of the line 'And now you're back from outer space.' I thought she was being really harsh. I mean he only left her for his job."


    30. "When I was a kid I thought leprechauns lived in traffic light poles and were in charge of changing the colors of the lights."

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    31. Pick me! Pick me!


    "When I was a kid I thought a woman could give birth at any time she wanted, and that after the baby was born a bunch of men showed up for her to pick the father from."


    32. "My kids are convinced that tampons are for sword fighting and that I just don't want them to have fun."

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    33. "I was mortified my parents would just set someone on fire..."


    "My parents owned a business and I overheard them discussing firing one of their employees. I was mortified that my parents would set someone on fire just because they weren't the best worker."


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