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23 Things All Parents Of Threenagers Understand

The "terrible twos" are a walk in the park by comparison.

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7. They often lose toys that they MUST. HAVE. RIGHT. NOW.

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Of course, they have no idea where they left them and couldn't trace their steps with a pen. (Not that giving them a pen is a good idea.)


14. Once bedtime starts, it is — how should we put this — a process.

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You: "Goodnight, sweetie."

Your kid: "Wait! You forgot to turn on my night light! And my Pooh bear isn't looking at me! And you didn't kiss my forehead! And..."


The good news is your kid won't be 3 forever. Up next...the F*&%$ing fours!