1. When she had no shame about needing a break from the kids:
hell yeah
2. When she filled out daughter Luna's school questionnaire:
imagine teaching preschool and having to keep track of what each kid calls their poop
3. And when, in order to make meal time easier with picky-eating Luna, she made her an actual menu:
I made a restaurant for my 2 and a half year old
4. When it finally happened — she overdosed on kid music:
I can’t tell the difference between kidz bop and the real songs. My brain is dead
5. When she posted this cute kid pic of her son, Miles:
oh no my ice heart meltinnnnng
6. And this one of Luna that came with a warning:
phew do not talk to Luna today
7. When she shared this equally adorable and hilarious tidbit about Miles:
my son is terrified of bubbles. I love him so much, my sensitive little dude
8. When she had this "WTF is the deal with the Easter bunny?" freakout:
wait what is the Easter story for kids? Why do we hide the eggs? To lure the bunny? Does the bunny hide the eggs? do you put something else out to lure the bunny to hide the eggs? who do kids think hide them? I’m so confused please hurry
9. When she shared the random joys of kids:
finding random stuff like this makes me happy. best part of having kids.
10. And when she asked the random questions we all wonder:
can 3 year olds roller skate
11. When she watched 90 Day Fiancé and then spiraled into worrying about the dumb mistakes her kids might make one day:
I have no idea what I’m going to do when Luna starts making dumb decisions I know are dumb and wrong but they gotta learn on their own 😩😩😩 these young people are killing me, I feel for these parents!!
12. When she had pregnancy brain regrets:
Me being 9 months pregnant and getting bangs for my drivers license photo is the best stupidest thing ive ever done
13. When she captured the essence of how little girls act around their parents:
Dads and Daughters VS Moms and Daughters: A tale in one tweet @KaralynWest @stuholden
14. When she was 100% open about stretch marks:
Whatevs
15. And when she was 100% honest about the help she gets as mom:
I girl I have HELP and a half. That’s it. There is no way I could have done it without it. I’m so lucky to have it and I don’t know how anyone else does it. I have so much respect for all of you. (also our amazing set provided an amazing daycare room) https://t.co/bSK7v7gvRn
16. When she shared this new mom secret:
no one told me i would be coming home in diapers too
17. And when she shared this parenting trial in her typically funny way:
I told Luna to “stop it” ONCE, months ago and now when she’s doing something she knows is wrong she screams DONT TELL ME TO STOP IT before I even say a word. As soon as it came out of my mouth I knew it would end me.
18. When she dropped this indisputable parenting truism:
I have discovered a mother's favorite thing to say: "it's not terrible twos it's terrible THREES ahahahah"
19. And this one:
there is absolutely no way that labor is harder than installing a car seat, i just refuse to believe it. if it is, i give up
20. When she clapped back at a woman who complained about seeing breastfeeding selfies:
I don’t care to see grainy fireworks, coachella selfies or infinity pool pics but i let people live. calm your tits and scroll on by. https://t.co/k604IcF55a
21. And when she knew the show must go on with or without dad:
When your husband is in Paris but you gotta get your Santa on
Want more Chrissy parenting fun? Watch her play "Never Have I Ever: Parenting Edition" with Jeff Foxworthy:
