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1. First, this mom is NOT about to do Elf on the Shelf:
My kids: Why don't we have an elf on the shelf? Everybody else-- Me: An elf? In this house?! You listen to me and listen good, never trust the fae and never EVER extend an invitation. I JUST finished warding, for goodness sakes boys
2. While this poor mom has already blown Christmas:
Piper: “MUMMY!!! QUICK, COME LOOK! THERE ARE LOADS OF TOYS IN THE SPARE ROOM!!” I may have already bollocksed up Christmas, lads.
3. This is 100% accurate:
me getting socks as a Christmas present as a child: 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 me getting socks as a Christmas present now: 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
4. This guy is someone we've all met:
me - “hello” Guy whose entire identity is built around arguing that Die Hard is a Christmas movie - “hey man, what’s your favourite Christmas movie? You might find mine... a little controversial to say the least”
5. While this girl just wants someone's "stupid ass son" to celebrate with 😂🤣:
tryna build a gingerbread house n wear matching pjs w someone’s stupid ass son 🥺🥺
6. This dog and her bone, er, candy cane are too funny:
alright now that it’s officially Christmas time I’m bringing back the video of my dog and her candy cane
7. While this cat is basically every cat this time of year:
When the Christmas decorations go up U/Anlyin. ../imgur
8. When you're excited for Christmas but also broke:
Me: Oh boy, December already? I better get started on that Christmas shopping list 1st of the month:
9. When you're excited for Christmas but also broke, Part 2:
the secret in "secret santa" is that I have $35 in my bank account and now I have to use $20 of that to buy my cousin's girlfriend fuzzy socks and a three-wick candle
10. This Advent calendar, meanwhile, is a little different:
Time to start the advent calendar. #December1st
11. This is basically all of us:
Me singing the first note of “All I Want For Christmas Is You”
12. And this is basically all of our moms:
one argument anytime from december 1-24 & nobody getting shit this year for christmas
13. This guy is still stuck on Halloween:
me: [tied to a chair with christmas lights] fuck you santa’s elf: [punches me] halloween’s over, you piece of shit look at the calendar me: [spits blood] october 35th motherfucker spooky till i die— santa’s elf: [snaps my neck] it’s the most wonderful time of the year, bitch
14. While this guy is struggling to get to Christmas break:
going to school between thanksgiving and christmas break feels like the last lap in mario kart when ur in first & get hit with the blue shell and ppl start passing u and the music is going really fast and everything gets stressful
15. Shoutout to everyone celebrating two Christmases:
when your parents get divorced but now you get to celebrate Christmas twice
16. And shoutout to the town that did this:
I don't think they thought this through...😳 #HappyResistingWyomingNana😂💃🏻💙
17. This person came up with an intriguing twist on holiday Hallmark movies:
What I really want is a Hallmark movie where a woman learns the true meaning of Christmas while she hunts a serial killer.
18. While this person basically pitched the anti-Hallmark movie:
new movie idea: small town farm boy goes to the big city and falls in love with a hotshot lawyer woman who convinces him to move into the city and start hating christmas
19. And this Christmas Vacation stan said what she said:
Not sure why Christmas movies continue to be made each year when America clearly peaked in 1989 with Christmas Vacation
20. Paul F. Tompkins explained how he keeps Christmas real:
We get a REAL Christmas tree every year and put traditional REAL lit candles on it & before you ask YES the tree catches on fire & NO we won’t stop doing it & YES we are bankrupt from moving & replacing our belongings & NO none of the cases against us have been dropped
21. And lastly, please send out thoughts and prayers to this poor Santa:
Santa is coming...clumsy 😂🎅🌲😅