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    200 Hysterical Parenting Tweets That Will Keep You Laughing Into 2020

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    Twitter: @MasonCrossBooks

    In response to “Things my teacher(s) could do better": “Not use collective punishment as it is not fair to the many people who did nothing and under the 1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime.”

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