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Literally Just 100 Funny Tweets That Sum Up Parenting

"Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night."

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By Christopher Hudspeth (BuzzFeed Staff) Farrah Penn (BuzzFeed Staff Writer) Krista Torres (BuzzFeed Staff)

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@LurkAtHomeMom / Via Twitter: @LurkAtHomeMom

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@ReasonsMySonCry / Via Twitter: @ReasonsMySonCry

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@UnfilteredMama / Via Twitter: @UnfilteredMama

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@BoRyan11 / Via Twitter: @BoRyan11
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@Brianhopecomedy / Via Twitter: @Brianhopecomedy

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@ToastyGiraffe / Via Twitter: @ToastyGiraffe

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@TragicAllyHere / Via Twitter: @TragicAllyHere

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@DaddyJew / Via Twitter: @daddyjew
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@Marlebean / Via Twitter: @marlebean

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@iwearaonesie / Via Twitter: @iwearaonesie

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@rubywoo09 / Via Twitter: @rubywoo09

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@mishakey / Via Twitter: @mishakey
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@LeenaVanD / Via Twitter: @LeenaVanD

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@JimGaffigan / Via Twitter: @JimGaffigan

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@WorkingMom86 / Via Twitter: @WorkingMom86

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@XplodingUnicorn / Via Twitter: @XplodingUnicorn
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FeralCrone / Via Twitter: @FeralCrone

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@ValeeGrrl / Via Twitter: @ValeeGrrl

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@RobFee / Via Twitter: @robfee

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@CaffeineandF / Via Twitter: @CaffeineandF
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@daddydoinwork / Via Twitter: @daddydoinwork

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@aaroncomedian / Via Twitter: @aaroncomedian

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@kierstenwhite / Via Twitter: @kierstenwhite

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@amydillon / Via Twitter: @amydillon
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@dialect / Via Twitter: @dialect

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@XplodingUnicorn / Via Twitter: @XplodingUnicorn

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@caitlinobom / Via Twitter: @caitlinobom

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@XplodingUnicorn / Via Twitter: @xplodingunicorn
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@AlexMcDaniel / Via Twitter: @AlexMcDaniel

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@Playing_Dad / Via Twitter: @Playing_Dad

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@MotherofDroids / Via Twitter: @MotherofDroids

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@charliedelta7 / Via Twitter: @charliedelta7
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@MummaCrazy / Via Twitter: @MummaCrazy

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@lilwestman / Via Twitter: @lilwestman

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@LurkAtHomeMom / Via Twitter: @LurkAtHomeMom

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@pronounced_ing / Via Twitter: @pronounced_ing
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@JessLint / Via Twitter: @JessLint

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@Annie_Fox / Via Twitter: @Annie_Fox

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@XplodingUnicorn / Via Twitter: @XplodingUnicorn

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@FatherWithTwins / Via Twitter: @FatherWithTwins
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@AsgardianRose / Via Twitter: @AsgardianRose

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@simoncholland / Via Twitter: @simoncholland

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@XplodingUnicorn / Via Twitter: @XplodingUnicorn

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@CrazyExhaustion / Via Twitter: @CrazyExhaustion
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@buriedwithkids / Via Twitter: @buriedwithkids

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@Playing_Dad / Via Twitter: @playing_dad

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@juliussharpe / Via Twitter: @juliussharpe

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@KidsAreDorks / Via Twitter: @KidsAreDorks
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@Jenn_H_Scott / Via Twitter: @Jenn_H_Scott

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@DRFHogan / Via Twitter: @DRFHogan

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@southworth / Via Twitter: @southworth

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@sarcasticmommy4 / Via Twitter: @sarcasticmommy4
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@zjrosenberg / Via Twitter: @zjrosenberg

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@moooooog35 / Via Twitter: @moooooog35

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@OneFunnyMummy / Via Twitter: @OneFunnyMummy

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@dooce / Via Twitter: @dooce
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@MommieKnwsFresh / Via Twitter: @MommieKnwsFresh

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@canadasandra / Via Twitter: @canadasandra

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@FeralCrone / Via Twitter: @FeralCrone

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@mompsychologist / Via Twitter: @mompsychologist
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@dailydairydiary / Via Twitter: @dailydairydiary

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@michaelianblack / Via Twitter: @michaelianblack

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@Mom101 / Via Twitter: @Mom101

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@martinisandmini / Via Twitter: @martinisandmini
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@HTLifewithboys / Via Twitter: @HTLifewithboys

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@PonyMartini / Via Twitter: @PonyMartini

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@TheGladStork / Via Twitter: @TheGladStork

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@XplodingUnicorn / Via Twitter: @XplodingUnicorn
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@kierstenwhite / Via Twitter: @kierstenwhite

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@PaperWash / Via Twitter: @PaperWash

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@JennyPentland / Via Twitter: @JennyPentland

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@andylassner / Via Twitter: @andylassner
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@briangaar / Via Twitter: @briangaar

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@valeegrrl / Via Twitter: @valeegrrl

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@_NikkaBee / Via Twitter: @_NikkaBee

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@bumlaser / Via Twitter: @bumlaser
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@TheGladStork / Via Twitter: @TheGladStork

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@Mr_Kapowski / Via Twitter: @Mr_Kapowski

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@cray_at_home_ma / Via Twitter: @cray_at_home_ma

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@mompsychologist / Via Twitter: @mompsychologist
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@maughammom / Via Twitter: @maughammom

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@CrazyExhaustion

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@jessokfine / Via Twitter: @jessokfine

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@cray_at_home_ma / Via Twitter: @cray_at_home_ma