Hi, everyone! This is Keely, one of my co-workers here at BuzzFeed.
Keely is very funny, but — how do I say this without being rude — she is just a scosh awkward. (And by "scosh" I mean mass quantities of awkwardness). How awkward? Well, let's let her show you herself, shall we?
1.As I can attest to, she is awkward at work:
2.In fact, it's kind of amazing she got hired in the first place:
3.She's also awkward around babies:
4.And, uh, pancakes:
5.It's not just pancakes, TBH. You probably shouldn't accompany her to a restaurant:
6.You probably shouldn't invite her to your wedding either:
7.Flirting is, um, not her strong suit:
8.Like, at all:
9.Basically, she is very not good at it:
10.But when she does go on a date she is MUCH better. JK, LOL:
11.As you can imagine, she's had her share of missed connections:
12.I'm told they all remain in the "missed" category:
13.Basically, this whole dating might not be for her:
14.Unfortunately, she's also awkward when making friends:
15.And when interacting with casual acquaintances:
16.She even struggles when walking down the street:
17.OK, so she's awkward IRL. But how is she on social media? Well:
18.But you know what? Despite it all, she never gives up:
19.And that's commendable — even though she's probably going to go out the way she came in: