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19 Hilarious Tweets By The Most Awkward Person On Twitter

You've never known awkward like this. Promise.

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Keely is very funny, but — how do I say this without being rude — she is just a scosh awkward. (And by "scosh" I mean mass quantities of awkwardness). How awkward? Well, let's let her show you herself, shall we?

1. As I can attest to, she is awkward at work:

i have finally done it, i have unplugged my headphones from my work computer & accidentally blasted the titanic soundtrack at full volume

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2. In fact, it's kind of amazing she got hired in the first place:

interviewer: what's your biggest weakness? me: well i'm not great at reading social cues i: hahaha m: the fuck are you laughing at?

3. She's also awkward around babies:

my friend handed me her baby & my first thought was "strange burrito"

4. And, uh, pancakes:

find someone who looks at you the way i look at other peoples' pancakes in restaurants

5. It's not just pancakes, TBH. You probably shouldn't accompany her to a restaurant:

me: can i lick the beaters restaurant chef: ma'am how did you get back here

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6. You probably shouldn't invite her to your wedding either:

priest: speak now or forever hold your peace me: *clears throat* bride: groom: me: die hard is a christmas movie

7. Flirting is, um, not her strong suit:

me flirting: so here’s why what you just said was grammatically incorrect

8. Like, at all:

9. Basically, she is very not good at it:

flirted with a boy today, went well until i called him a "tricksy hobbit" & he didn't get it so i tried saying it again in a gollum voice

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10. But when she does go on a date she is MUCH better. JK, LOL:

my date said “there are a lot of croutons in this salad” & i shouted “would you say there’s a crouTON of them” & he just kept chewing

11. As you can imagine, she's had her share of missed connections:

missed connection: we accidentally made eye contact as i took my bra off in my car & you mouthed "sorry"

12. I'm told they all remain in the "missed" category:

missed connection: i was eating a cupcake alone in my car, you walked by and gave me a thumbs up

13. Basically, this whole dating might not be for her:

me: *looks longingly toward the horizon* horizon: sorry i have a girlfriend

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14. Unfortunately, she's also awkward when making friends:

"that boy thinks you're hot" me: ok "that girl wants to be your friend" me: how do i look, is my lipstick ok, fix my hair omg

15. And when interacting with casual acquaintances:

casual acquaintance: hi me, accidentally screaming: OH HIII

16. She even struggles when walking down the street:

walking down the street, remembered something embarrassing i did 2 years ago, said UGH so loudly i scared the man walking 10 ft ahead of me

17. OK, so she's awkward IRL. But how is she on social media? Well:

2015: i don't like to talk about politics 2017: i have DMed the cowardly twitter egg, our discourse continues

18. But you know what? Despite it all, she never gives up:

19. And that's commendable — even though she's probably going to go out the way she came in:

priest @ my funeral: and now for her final wish... organist: *reluctantly plays entire 'cantina band' song from star wars*

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