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17 Pumpkins That Will Scare The Shit Out Of You And Then The Person Next To You

These ain't for the faint of heart.

1. This IRL nightmare:

2. And this terror you never want to see pop up on your dashboard:

3. This one that will leave home buyers shook:

4. And this one that needs no explanation:

5. This scare for anyone applying to college:

6. This one that'd be even scarier in April:

7. This one that's alarming for anyone not ready for a family:

8. This fright-fest for college students:

9. And, uh, this one:

10. This straight-up shrieker:

11. This horror story for when you still have pita chips:

12. This one that'll terrorize anyone who remembers the financial crisis:

13. And this one that'll terrorize anyone who remembers...last year.

14. This one that'll frighten moms everywhere:

15. This nightmare for anyone trying to stay in shape:

16. This one for college grads:

17. And this pumpkin that should scare the bejesus out of us all: