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This is a translation of the above article on Buzzfeed. 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That's right. People are celebrating their vasectomies (or their partner's) with OMG-inducing cakes that really are a cut above the rest.

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AAAAARRGGGHHH!!!!","use_preferred":1},"job_9":{"tone":"Friendly","position":"9","purpose":"Web","lc_tgt":"de","force":1,"custom_data":"{\n \"buzz_id\" : \"5014346\",\n \"position\" : \"9\",\n \"type\" : \"text\",\n \"id\" : \"122476721\",\n \"field\" : \"title\"\n}\n","tier":"standard","comment":" ***[ Link to story for context: https://www.buzzfeed.com/mikespohr/14-vasectomy-cakes-that-are-a-cut-above-the-rest?sub=5014346_122476721 ]***\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\tHello! This is a translation of the above article on Buzzfeed. 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This is a translation of the above article on Buzzfeed. 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This is a translation of the above article on Buzzfeed. 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Cool, cool.","use_preferred":1},"job_17":{"tone":"Friendly","position":"17","purpose":"Web","lc_tgt":"de","force":1,"custom_data":"{\n \"buzz_id\" : \"5014346\",\n \"position\" : \"17\",\n \"type\" : \"text\",\n \"id\" : \"122476756\",\n \"field\" : \"title\"\n}\n","tier":"standard","comment":" ***[ Link to story for context: https://www.buzzfeed.com/mikespohr/14-vasectomy-cakes-that-are-a-cut-above-the-rest?sub=5014346_122476756 ]***\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\tHello! This is a translation of the above article on Buzzfeed. 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Man down, man down!","use_preferred":1},"job_14":{"tone":"Friendly","position":"14","purpose":"Web","lc_tgt":"de","force":1,"custom_data":"{\n \"buzz_id\" : \"5014346\",\n \"position\" : \"14\",\n \"type\" : \"text\",\n \"id\" : \"122476816\",\n \"field\" : \"title\"\n}\n","tier":"standard","comment":" ***[ Link to story for context: https://www.buzzfeed.com/mikespohr/14-vasectomy-cakes-that-are-a-cut-above-the-rest?sub=5014346_122476816 ]***\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\tHello! This is a translation of the above article on Buzzfeed. 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Ja, richtig. Leute feiern die Durchtrennung ihrer Samenleiter (oder derer ihres Partners) mit himmelschreienden Kuchen, die wirklich ein Stück schlimmer sind als alles andere.

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That's right. People are celebrating their vasectomies (or their partner's) with OMG-inducing cakes that really are a cut above the rest.

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Dieser Kuchen mit der Aufschrift: \"100% Saft, keine Samen\".","services":["translation"],"order_id":"4017235","lc_tgt":"de","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"5014346","position":"7","type":"text","id":"122476716","field":"title"},"eta":-1,"tier":"standard","auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Another option? This \"100% juice, no seeds\" cake."}},{"data":"","received":"04/13/2019 08:35:04","message":{"credits":"0.72","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"12","callback_url":"","position":8,"captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=378ce7ed-5d12-11e9-9597-0a580af4029b","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/56154269/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"14 Guys Who Celebrated Their Vasectomies With Cakes That Will Make You Cringe","lc_src":"en","ctime":1555066843,"job_id":"56154269","body_tgt":"Dieser Mann feierte seinen großen Schnitt mit einem Kuchen, auf dem steht: \"Macht's gut, Jungs!\"","services":["translation"],"order_id":"4017235","lc_tgt":"de","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"5014346","position":"8","type":"text","id":"122476638","field":"title"},"eta":-1,"tier":"standard","auto_approve":"0","body_src":"This guy celebrated his big snip with a \"So long, boys\" cake."}},{"data":"","received":"04/13/2019 08:35:04","message":{"credits":"0.45","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","callback_url":"","position":9,"captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=37c1c91e-5d12-11e9-9597-0a580af4029b","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/56154280/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"14 Guys Who Celebrated Their Vasectomies With Cakes That Will Make You Cringe","lc_src":"en","ctime":1555066843,"job_id":"56154280","body_tgt":"Und dieser Kerl \"hat das Schwimmteam in Rente geschickt\". HARHARHAR.","services":["translation"],"order_id":"4017235","lc_tgt":"de","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"5014346","position":"9","type":"text","id":"122476721","field":"title"},"eta":-1,"tier":"standard","auto_approve":"0","body_src":"And this guy \"retired the swim team.\" LOLOLOL."}},{"data":"","received":"04/13/2019 08:35:04","message":{"credits":"0.66","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"11","callback_url":"","position":10,"captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=37b3abd9-5d12-11e9-9597-0a580af4029b","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/56154277/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"14 Guys Who Celebrated Their Vasectomies With Cakes That Will Make You Cringe","lc_src":"en","ctime":1555066843,"job_id":"56154277","body_tgt":"Wir wollen das Peinlichkeitsniveau nun ein wenig steigern, oder nicht?","services":["translation"],"order_id":"4017235","lc_tgt":"de","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"5014346","position":"10","type":"text","id":"122476774","field":"title"},"eta":-1,"tier":"standard","auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Let's turn up the uncomfortable meter just a tad, shall we?"}},{"data":"","received":"04/13/2019 08:35:04","message":{"credits":"0.26","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"5","callback_url":"","position":11,"captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=37aa7082-5d12-11e9-9597-0a580af4029b","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/56154275/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"14 Guys Who Celebrated Their Vasectomies With Cakes That Will Make You Cringe","lc_src":"en","ctime":1555066843,"job_id":"56154275","body_tgt":"Herrje! Ruhe in Frieden, Spermium.","services":["translation"],"order_id":"4017235","lc_tgt":"de","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"5014346","position":"11","type":"text","id":"122476748","field":"title"},"eta":-1,"tier":"standard","auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Yikes! Rest in peace, spermie."}},{"data":"","received":"04/13/2019 08:35:04","message":{"credits":"0.96","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"16","callback_url":"","position":12,"captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=37c8a913-5d12-11e9-9597-0a580af4029b","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/56154282/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"14 Guys Who Celebrated Their Vasectomies With Cakes That Will Make You Cringe","lc_src":"en","ctime":1555066843,"job_id":"56154282","body_tgt":"Weitergehen, es gibt hier nichts zu sehen – außer einem Kuchen mit einem \"anthropomorphen Penis, der an sich selbst eine Vasektomie durchführt\". Immer cool bleiben.","services":["translation"],"order_id":"4017235","lc_tgt":"de","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"5014346","position":"12","type":"text","id":"122476735","field":"title"},"eta":-1,"tier":"standard","auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Oh, nothing to see here, just an \"anthropomorphized penis performing its own vasectomy\" cake. Cool, cool."}},{"data":"","received":"04/13/2019 08:35:04","message":{"credits":"0.78","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"13","callback_url":"","position":13,"captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=379d8b30-5d12-11e9-9597-0a580af4029b","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/56154271/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"14 Guys Who Celebrated Their Vasectomies With Cakes That Will Make You Cringe","lc_src":"en","ctime":1555066843,"job_id":"56154271","body_tgt":"Nun erstmal etwas weniger Heftiges, bis du den verkraftet hast.","services":["translation"],"order_id":"4017235","lc_tgt":"de","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"5014346","position":"13","type":"text","id":"122476743","field":"title"},"eta":-1,"tier":"standard","auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Let's take a step back for a second as you process that one."}},{"data":"","received":"04/13/2019 08:35:04","message":{"credits":"0.48","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"8","callback_url":"","position":14,"captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=37d6b399-5d12-11e9-9597-0a580af4029b","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/56154284/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"14 Guys Who Celebrated Their Vasectomies With Cakes That Will Make You Cringe","lc_src":"en","ctime":1555066843,"job_id":"56154284","body_tgt":"Schau mal, mit welch sparsamen Mitteln dieser Kuchen auf den Punkt kommt.","services":["translation"],"order_id":"4017235","lc_tgt":"de","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"5014346","position":"14","type":"text","id":"122476816","field":"title"},"eta":-1,"tier":"standard","auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Look how economically this cake made its point."}},{"data":"","received":"04/13/2019 08:35:04","message":{"credits":"0.30","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"5","callback_url":"","position":15,"captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=37b5f241-5d12-11e9-9597-0a580af4029b","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/56154278/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"14 Guys Who Celebrated Their Vasectomies With Cakes That Will Make You Cringe","lc_src":"en","ctime":1555066843,"job_id":"56154278","body_tgt":"Raus aus dem Schwimmbecken, Kumpels.","services":["translation"],"order_id":"4017235","lc_tgt":"de","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"5014346","position":"15","type":"text","id":"122476841","field":"title"},"eta":-1,"tier":"standard","auto_approve":"0","body_src":"Out of the pool, fellas."}},{"data":"","received":"04/13/2019 08:35:04","message":{"credits":"0.42","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"7","callback_url":"","position":16,"captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=37ba84b9-5d12-11e9-9597-0a580af4029b","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/56154279/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"14 Guys Who Celebrated Their Vasectomies With Cakes That Will Make You Cringe","lc_src":"en","ctime":1555066843,"job_id":"56154279","body_tgt":"Gut, jetzt zurück zu den verstörenderen. AAAAARRGGGHHH!!","services":["translation"],"order_id":"4017235","lc_tgt":"de","custom_data":{"buzz_id":"5014346","position":"16","type":"text","id":"122476763","field":"title"},"eta":-1,"tier":"standard","auto_approve":"0","body_src":"OK, back to the disturbing ones. AAAAARRGGGHHH!!!!"}},{"data":"","received":"04/13/2019 08:35:04","message":{"credits":"0.42","status":"reviewable","unit_count":"7","callback_url":"","position":17,"captcha_url":"http://gengo.com/captcha/?key=37d43217-5d12-11e9-9597-0a580af4029b","preview_url":"http://api.gengo.com/express/translate/job/56154283/preview","currency":"USD","slug":"14 Guys Who Celebrated Their Vasectomies With Cakes That Will Make You Cringe","lc_src":"en","ctime":1555066843,"job_id":"56154283","body_tgt":"Oje, Mr. Erdnuss! 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14 Guys Who Celebrated Their Vasectomies With Cakes That Will Make You Cringe

If you still haven't gotten the image of Amy Schumer's pregnancy cake out of your head, you might not be ready for what we've got in store for you today...

Vasectomy cakes!

1. For your own good, we're going to start slowly with this clever play on the classic "It's a girl/boy!" cake.

2. Another option? This "100% juice, no seeds" cake.

3. This guy celebrated his big snip with a "So long, boys" cake.

4. And this guy "retired the swim team." LOLOLOL.

5. Let's turn up the uncomfortable meter just a tad, shall we?

6. Yikes! Rest in peace, spermie.

7. Oh, nothing to see here, just an "anthropomorphized penis performing its own vasectomy" cake. Cool, cool.

8. Let's take a step back for a second as you process that one.

9. Look how economically this cake made its point.

10. Out of the pool, fellas.

11. OK, back to the disturbing ones. AAAAARRGGGHHH!!!!

12. Oh, Mr. Peanut! Man down, man down!

13. And here, folks, we have the penis, er, pièce de résistance. Don't say I didn't warn you!

14. And, hey, if you don't like cake, you can always do cookies!

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