1. How is anyone this keen for a kiss from Shorten??
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100 ;) positive ;) policies ;) indeed ;).
2. Who is this man and why in his right mind does he support Trump and his wall plans?
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3. Why are all of Turnbull’s ties so goddamn bright?
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I thought your colour was meant to be blue?
4. What does "living within our means" actually mean?
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Is it only applicable if you are rich AF like the PM or what?
5. And is there a way to get to their level of "means"?
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I'm talking filthy rich fam.
6. Why did this woman think a monster truck was a good way to prove a point?
Like idk, maybe just talking might've let everyone know too?
7. And this guy drove a motherfuckin' TANK OVER SOME CARS?!?!
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Are we at war with cars and no one told me.
8. Why did y'all think Facebook was a good platform to hold a debate?
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"Double tap" if you like reaching that ~youth~ demographic.
9. Is this a real ad?! And more importantly who still uses the word "wicked"????
Perhaps the most wicked campaign ad for 2016?
10. Why is the prime minister just casually petting rando people's pet rats in a shopping centre?
That sentence hurt my head.
11. How does ~former~ prime minister Tony Abbott feel about point 4???
12. Oh, never mind lmao.
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13. Are all the Liberal slogans supposed to sound like they're about dicks?
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14. And why is Labor's about "putting people first"? What else would you put first? A GAZELLE?!
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15. Can you explain what "negative gearing" is without being boring?
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16. Where's the NBN?
17. But seriously, wasn't Turnbull in charge of bringing that in???
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I can barely use my laptop and stream a movie on the TV at the same time.
18. WTF is going on with the reef?
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Finding Dory ain't gonna be tricky when she floatin' on the surface of the ocean lmao.
19. Also, if I vote for the Sex Party will I get some?
Australian Sex Party
Asking for a friend.
20. And what about the HEMP party?
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Again, it's for a friend I swear.
21. Why has half this election been about whether this tradie and his hi-vis are legit or not?
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22. How high did the sales of hard hats and hi-vis vests go during this election cycle?
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23. And who honestly let the guy that flopped his dick out at the Arias come and play the politics game?
