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19 Things Your 2007 Self Wouldn't Have Ever Imagined Possible

So many glow-ups.

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1. Paris Hilton's friend, who had her sex tape leaked, is now more influential than her.

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2. And the little kid who posted singing videos all over YouTube is now one of the most successful artists in the world.

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3. Oh yeah, and making videos on YouTube is actually a really good way to earn fat stacks.

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4. The Sidekick is dead and gone. Shocking, I know.

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5. And I'm so sorry, but BlackBerrys just aren't really a thing anymore either.

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6. Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens called it quits, and she got with Austin Butler: the kid who guest-starred on Hannah Montana.

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7. Which is fine because Zac glowed the fuck up on his own.

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8. I mean, let's not forget the "Leave Britney Alone" guy too.

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9. Sweet lil' Miley, who apologised for those Twizzler photos, now doesn't give any fucks and is just really vocal about weed.

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10. And Niley aren't a thing anymore.

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11. And well, neither are Nick Jonas or any of the Jo Bros' purity rings.

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12. That's So Raven was brought back, except this time Raven is a mother with kids of her own.

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13. And though you thought you'd seen the last of the Harry Potter books, little did you know that J.K. Rowling would turn fan fiction into a play.

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14. The guy who played Neville Longbottom got so hot that a term for getting hot is now called "Longbottoming".

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Amazing. Good job.

15. And good ol' Calvin Harris, who was busy liking "all the girls", might've Longbottomed the hardest.

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Also good. Congrats.

16. You thought Von Dutch trucker caps died, but Kim K's lil' sister tried to bring them back.

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17. And she tried to do the same with Juicy Couture velour tracksuits.

IS NOTHING SACRED?!?!?!?!!
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IS NOTHING SACRED?!?!?!?!!

18. After all that Jennifer Aniston drama, Brangelina didn't last lol.

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19. And the host of The Apprentice, who was wrestling on WWE in 2007 is about to be the president of the United States.

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