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When revision kills you but you haven't got time to die cos you've got too much revision to do
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idk how ppl get home & start doing homework straight after school lmao i need at least a 5 hour nap & 3 meals before i even consider moving
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me: *doesnt do homework* me: *doesnt study* me: *daydreams in class* me: *never asks questions* me: why don't i ever understand anything?
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me after studying less than half a page of my notes
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Study hack: stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.
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me: i need to stop procrastinating and get started all my homework and studying phone: dings
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Does watching netflix while cuddling your textbook count as studying? asking for a friend
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my favorite study method is crying
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"Why don't you just try studying a little every night so you don't have to cram"
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Study Tip: Laminate your notes...so the tears roll off.
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college: where you skip class to study for the class
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me: I have 4 exams to study for and work all weekend. I'm so stressed out me all weekend:
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Studying is the world's leading cause of spontaneous napping
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High school: Did u study last night? Nah fam What'd you make? 100 College: How long did u study last night? 11 hours What'd u make? 46
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Studying an hour before a test like..
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*Me studying* *Gets ONE phone notification* *Go to reply* *Mom walks by*... Mom: "SO YOU'VE BEEN TEXTING THIS ENTIRE TIME?!?!"
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when u got like 15 essays 4 assignments and 6 exams to study for and u just chill in bed contemplating ur whole life
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Teacher: Did u study for your part in the play? *flashback to writing my lines on my hands* Yes T: Ok, put on your sock puppets Me: Uh oh
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me @ myself: "Go. Fucking. Study."
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Fun prank: make people study for 16 years and give them a ton of debt but no job to pay it off
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"YOU WILL STOP SCROLLING THROUGH TWITTER AND START STUDYING SO YOU CAN PASS YOUR EXAMS"