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14 Olympic Faces That Sum Up What Sex With A Penis Is Like

Never get last place.

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1. When he thinks he's rubbing the right spot but has actually been rubbing your pubic bone for the last 30 minutes.

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2. When he makes sure you get there before he even whips it out.

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3. When you hope and pray that it's as good as he made it sound.

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4. And when he whips it out and it's so much more perfect than you expected.

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5. When you're mad at him but still want to show him what those hands can do.

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6. And when you have to alternate those hands because the cramp you have makes it feel like your arm is going to fall off.

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7. When you have to stop while you're down there because you feel a hair in your mouth.

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8. When you need a moment because the tip hit your gag reflex a little too hard.

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9. When he goes in dry.

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10. Or when he thinks spit is an adequate substitute for lube.

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11. When you just got your hair done and aren't about ruining it in any way.

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12. When you help him finish and try your hardest to make sure nothing gets in your mouth.

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13. Or in your eyes for that matter.

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14. And when you're waiting for him to get the towel.

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