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21 Tweets That Prove Living In Perth Is A Fucking Struggle

"$8.50 for a fucking pie at Perth airport? Get fucked, I'll starve."

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"000 whats ur emergency?" "Um hi, this the fun police?" "U called emer" "Im in Perth" "Fark righto we'll send a car https://t.co/cmg47OaCNZ

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Why is my internet so fucking bad fuck you Perth I wish I lived in turkey

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3 months working in another city (if you can call Perth a city)

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So Perth made it as the seventh most liveable city in the world. Lmao

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Are there really any perks of living in Perth???

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Surely not, why can't people in perth fucking merGE you idiots

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Everyone that's anyone knows that THE coffee joint in freo is Blink. Sure it costs $4.50 but you can't put a price on being a Perthonality

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Perfect milkshake weather Surrounded by imperfect milkshakes #perthproblems

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Seeing teens with undercuts & patchwork backpacks. The 90s are truly alive in Leederville

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If you live in Perth, and you own a car...FUCK YOU!! You cunts can't fucking drive. #grumpy

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> Looking at holiday packages. > $299/pp - 2 nights > Changes “flying from” airport to Perth > Price: $600/pp WHY U DO DIS? #perthproblems

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Too many over paid miners at Perth airport

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Perth, where guys think wearing a fanny pack makes them look tough, and girl think wearing a bullring makes them look hot. #Straya #RealTalk

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Walking through Perth City Centre is a fucking obstacle course of leery and lecherous lads when you're a young women and alone: home time.

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If you're ever considering moving to Perth, don't. It's too irrelevant for most artists to come on tour and the drivers are fucking wank.Bye

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$8.50 for a fucking pie at Perth airport get fucked I'll starve

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Perth taxis are a fucking joke man could turn up to my own funeral late and the wanks could still get there later

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Just paid $7.50 for all of 15 wedges from The Boatshed Cafe. Ripoff!! #perth

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It's been over 40 degrees for 7 days. And even though the heat wave ends this weekend it starts again next week FUCKING WHY PERTH IM DYING

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God damn quicker for me to fly to Singapore,buy parts and fly back to Perth than get stock out of Sydney. Fucking East Coast centric country

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perth drivers as it is can't handle the basic shit like steering, indicating, throttle control and using their fucking eyes