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    47 Senior Quotes So Good You'll Kinda Want To Steal Them

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    It's almost that time of year when you have to turn in your senior quote for the yearbook. But don't sweat it! With the help of Reddit and Twitter, we found a bunch of senior quotes that range from funny to absolutely hilarious. Maybe they'll inspire you — but they'll definitely make you laugh.

    1. "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." - Charles M. Schulz

    2. "The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it." - Terry Pratchett

    3. "I'm not sure what the future holds, but I do know that I'm going to be positive and not wake up feeling desperate." - Bill Murray

    4. "The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker

    5. "I'm not a businessman; I'm a business, man." - Jay-Z

    6. "The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary." - Vidal Sassoon

    7. "If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late." - Henny Youngman

    8. "Hakuna matata." —The Lion King

    characters from The Lion King dancing in a line

    9. "The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off." —Gloria Steinem

    10. "I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member." —Groucho Marx

    American comedian Groucho Marx holds a cigar as he hosts an episode of the television show 'You Bet Your Life'

    11. "Life's a garden, dig it!" —Joe Dirt

    12. "Life's too mysterious to take too serious." —Mary Engelbreit

    13. "Attention campers, lunch has been canceled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it." —Tony Perkis (Heavyweights)

    14. “I'll say this to you, my friend, with all the love in my heart and all the wisdom of the universe: Take it sleazy.” —Michael (The Good Place)

    Ted Danson attends the "Cheers Reunion" panel during the 12th Season of ATX TV Festival at ACL Live on June 02, 2023 in Austin, Texas

    15. "Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." —George Carlin

    16. "Gotta blast!" —Jimmy Neutron

    JIMMY NEUTRON

    17. "Long story short, I survived." —Taylor Swift

    18. "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." —John Lennon

    19. "I've done my waiting! 12 years of it! In Azkaban!" —Sirius Black (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

    20. "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and hurt you." —Rick Astley

    Rick Astley performs on the main Pyramid Stage on Day 4 of the Glastonbury Festival 2023 held at Worthy Farm, Pilton on June 24, 2023 in Glastonbury, England.

    21. "Follow your heart, but take your brain with you." —Alfred Adler

    22. "True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country." —Kurt Vonnegut

    Kurt Vonnegut smiling

    23. "Were we supposed to have a quote?" —Ann Paul Veal (Arrested Development)

    MICHAEL CERA as George Michael Bluth, MAE WHITMAN as Ann Veal Date

    24. "Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none." —William Shakespeare

    25. "I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me." —Dwight Schrute (The Office)

    Dwight Schrute looking unamused at the camera

    26. "It's supposed to be hard. If it were easy, everyone would do it." —Jimmy Dugan (A League of Their Own)

    27. "You met me at a very strange time in my life." —The Narrator (Fight Club)

    28. "You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there's still going to be someone who hates peaches." —Dita Von Teese

    29. "When I'm sad, I stop being sad, and just be awesome instead. True story." —Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)

    Ted Mosby and Barney Stinson

    30. "Be so good that they can't ignore you." —Steve Martin

    31. "I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it." —Clint Eastwood

    Director Clint Eastwood attends the 87th Annual Academy Awards Nominee Luncheon at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on February 2, 2015 in Beverly Hills, California.

    32. "It's not your job to be likable. It's your job to be yourself." —Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

    33. "All my life I've had one dream: to achieve my many goals." —Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)

    34. "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." —Peter Parker (Avengers: Infinity War)

    Tony Stark at a press conference

    35. "Wanna fly, you got to give up the shit that weighs you down." —Toni Morrison (Song of Solomon)

    36. "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" —Chandler Bing (Friends)

    37. "May I never be complete. May I never be content. May I never be perfect." —Chuck Palahniuk

    38. "Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in outer space, which is cool." —Katya Zamolodchikova

    Drag queen Katya Zamolodchikova attends Build to discuss "The Trixie & Katya Show" at Build Studio on November 1, 2017 in New York City

    39. "'You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. —Wayne Gretzky'" —Michael Scott (The Office)

    Michael puts his foot on Jim's desk

    40. “Do your thing and don't care if they like it.” ―Tina Fey (Bossypants)

    41. "If I die, turn my tweets into a book." —Gina Linetti (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

    Gina talking in the precinct kitchen in "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

    42. "I did meet some of the most insufferable people, but they also met me." —Shane Madej

    Shane Madej arrives at The 9th Annual Streamy Awards held at the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills, CA on Friday, December 13, 2019

    43. "Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape." —Anonymous

    44. "My stummy hurt." —Playboi Carti

    Playboi Carti performs at the 2019 Governors Ball Festival at Randall's Island on June 01, 2019 in New York City

    45. "Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy." —Plankton (Spongebob)

    46. "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." —Oscar Wilde (Lady Windermere’s Fan)

    47. "That's hot." —Paris Hilton

    This article contains content previously curated by Dave Stopera, Michelle Rennex, Syd Robinson Hattie Soykan, and Shyla Watson. It was compiled by Kelly Rissman.