You're obsessed with your big.And your little(s).You've #WCW'd them at some point.And spoiled them with gifts and crafts.Because you're obsessed with them.You've lived with sisters.You're a legacy.You've been on E-board.You've been President.And you've def reported a sister who wasn't upholding standards.You've dated (slept) with someone in Greek Life.But only people in certain orgs.You like to go tanning.And your hair is really long.And looks really good with an oversized bow in it.You could spend all day on Sorority Sugar.Or Pinterest.Or on Facebook stalking PNMs.Some people think you're a betch.And sometimes you are, but who's not?You say "like" and "literally" all the time.Because you literally can't help it.You wear your letters proudly.And several times a week.You own an Alex and Ani bracelet with your letters.You own something monogrammed.And it's from Lilly Pulitzer.You have an entire drawer filled with letters.Including T-shirts from every single Greek event you've ever attended.And your spirit jersey.You love that fucking spirit jersey.You've worn letters with Nike shorts.Except you call them Norts.You've worn letters with leggings and Uggs.And a North Face.All at the same time.While eating Chipotle.And drinking a Diet Coke.Or Starbucks.Except you call it Starbs.You fucking love Starbs.And yeah, you like PSLs and don't care who knows it.You've even instagrammed a PSL.You've hashtagged #TSM.You've even been featured on the #TSM account.You like to insta quotes on top of pretty backgrounds.And pics of your sisters, of course.You throw what you know.You do the sorority squat.And occasionally the lean.But the skinny-arm ALWAYS.You take "family" photos at every social event.You've taken a photo lying in a circle with your sisters.While holding hands.And pretended it was candid.You like to party.And by party, I mean, drink.You love day-drinking.And tailgating.Especially at country music concerts.Because you LOVE country music.And Taylor Swift.Formal is your favorite.You've gotten really drunk at formal.You've gotten really drunk at formal and cried.You've gotten so drunk at formal that you actually missed formal.You love mixers.And dress to theme EVERY TIME.You've said, "I'm really good at beer pong."But you're not actually that good.You still crafted a pong table, tho.You have at least one drawer dedicated to crafting supplies.And it includes a wide selection of puffy paint.You've painted something chevron.And something with a Lilly print.Specifically that print with the pink flowers and bluish background.You've painted at least one banner.And hung that banner on your wall despite fire code.You've lost sleep crafting.And ruined clothes with puffy paint.Or worse, spilled the glitter.And accidentally eaten said glitter.You even pissed it.You like to remind people Greek Life isn't just about partying.And that you didn't buy your friends.And that you raise a lot of money for your philanthropy.And have a good GPA.Basically, you're Elle Woods.And while you don't *think* you're a stereotypical sorority girl......you really don't care if you are.Because you're having a great fuckin' time.And you're sorry you're not sorry.
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