Which "SpongeBob" Villain Are You?
It ain’t easy being a slug! Your dagger-like teeth and general sliminess tend to turn people away. Try hosting a party in your neck of the sewer and allow people to get to know the real you.
You're pretty small, but according to Mermaid Man, you're the most dangerous and foreboding of enemies. It's been a while since you've left your lighthouse — maybe it's time to get out and see what else the world has to offer.
Though you’re a retired villain, you’ve still got a special touch, specifically, a nuclear one. Anyone wise knows it’s best to stay out of your way, unless they want a taste of your atomic breath.
As SpongeBob once put it, you’re a “two-dimensional creature lost in a three-dimensional aquatic world, longing for a purpose.” You may have fooled SpongeBob, but the rest of us know you’re just a maniac, maniac, on the seafloor!
You’re not a friendly ghost, that’s for sure. But there’s more to you than just scare tactics and soul stealing. Are you just scaring because you’re bored? Maybe it’s time to take up a new hobby, like playing the clarinet or jellyfishing.
Who you callin’ shrimp? Jacked from head to tail, you and your pincers are a force to be reckoned with. You’d even give Larry the Lobster a run for his money!
Tall, dark, and handsome, you’re easily the hottest of all the villains. Though you frequently go back and forth between your good and evil sides, one thing is for certain: You sure know how to rock a speedo.
Round, dirty, and a champion paddleball player...what more could you ask for in a villain? When you’re not out trapping people with your awesome surface tension, you enjoy cozying up with a good book.
Technically you’re only 1% evil, but that hasn’t stopped you from wreaking havoc all over Bikini Bottom! I don’t know if you heard, but the Krabby Patty formula is readily available online. So why don’t you give up on trying to bring down the Krusty Krab and channel that energy into improving your own restaurant?