Every morning I tell myself...

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And every day I tell myself...

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And every night I tell myself:

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Clocking in fewer than 12 steps a day makes it harder and harder to move.

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So I just eat my feelings...

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And surround myself with my favorite things.

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Especially anything sweet.

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But then I realize I'm out of Girl Scout Cookies...

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So I try working out as a distraction, but my body does not like it.

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So then I give dating apps a try, but I give up after three minutes of futile swiping.

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Honestly, more than emotional intimacy, I just want some dessert...
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And that's when I start to get hangry...

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I start lashing out at everyone and everything.

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My friends and family begin to reach out and voice their concern for me.

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But in my time of hanger, I take it poorly...

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But thank goodness, I finally manage to put together some sustenance to calm myself down.
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Plus, I remember there are some Twinkies in the back of my pantry, and we are good to go!

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Next, I apologize to the people I may have offended during my hanger blackout.

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The rest of the day? Work eat sleep. Work eat sleep. Work eat sleep. Work eat *search for best eye creams 2020* sleep.

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Oh, and I do everything I can to save toilet paper.

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You never know how much you'll need!
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