In the fifth grade I was told by my best friend that a whore was someone who slept with dead people. And I don’t mean someone who had sex with dead people, I mean someone that would sleep next to a dead person.
When I was about seven years old, my family went on a camping trip for the weekend. I didn’t understand the concept of going to the bathroom outside and the public restrooms were too far from our campsite. Anyways, I pooped my pants so many times that we ran out of clean underwear and had to go home a day early.
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