We asked BuzzFeeders to use this template and MS Paint or an online photo editor to show how they’d get to the cake!
1. The Portal option was popular.
2. Just remember: the cake is a lie.
3. We had several variations on "Accio cake."
5. Free elves are super helpful.
6. Some people just wanted the cake too badly to wait.
7. A few BuzzFeeders used engineering solutions.
9. Some people decided to deal with the deadly spike situation head on.
10. Industrial-strength nail files are a great idea!
11. Some BuzzFeeders got to the cake by thinking outside the box.
13. Deadly spikes are no match for lightsabers.
14. Warp pipes are also a great option.
15. It turns out we have several mutant BuzzFeeders!
17. One person obtained the cake through transcendental meditation.
18. A certain Time Lord helped a few BuzzFeeders out.
20. At least one person got help from Benedict Cumberbatch (and an evil penguin.)
21. And finally, we wept for the BuzzFeeders who couldn't partake.
Awesome job, everyone!