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How Well Would You Do At A "Big Mouth" Secret Santa Gift Exchange?

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The Big Mouth crew has all gathered for their annual Secret Santa party. The cotton candy brandy is flowing, Coach Steve is four Go-Gurts deep, and it's time for the Secret Santa gift exchange. Pick the correct gifts for each character and you can join the gang, otherwise you and the Shame Wizard will be spending the next holiday season ALONE.

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  1. What would you get Nick for Christmas?

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    A new hormone monster
    A new hormone monster
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    Some "special" pills from the doctor
    Some "special" pills from the doctor
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    A bountiful bush of pubes
    A bountiful bush of pubes
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    A smooch from Mr. Glouberman
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    A smooch from Mr. Glouberman
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  2. All Andrew wants from his Secret Santa is __________ ?

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    To "rub fronts" with Lola
    To "rub fronts" with Lola
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    A fresh bathing suit from Leah Birch
    A fresh bathing suit from Leah Birch
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    A brand new pair of Costco jeans
    A brand new pair of Costco jeans
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    A juicy plump tomato
    A juicy plump tomato
  3. Jay's parents told him Santa died in a sleighing accident and wont be giving out gifts this year. What are you going to get him to bring back his Christmas spirit?

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    A big bottle of Cotton Candy Brandy
    A big bottle of Cotton Candy Brandy
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    The plushest, softest, sexiest, motel pillow in the world
    The plushest, softest, sexiest, motel pillow in the world
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    The new Criss Angel Magic Set
    The new Criss Angel Magic Set
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    For Coach Steve to be his "Gary"
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    For Coach Steve to be his "Gary"
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  4. Jessi's mom is too busy hitting the spa with Cantor Dina to worry about Christmas. What are you going to get her for Secret Santa?

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    A red "Mega Volumizer" bra
    A red "Mega Volumizer" bra
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    Some more of her dad's gummy bears
    Some more of her dad's gummy bears
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    An oversized towel from the Statue of Liberty
    An oversized towel from the Statue of Liberty
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    For her parents to get back together
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    For her parents to get back together
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  5. Coach Steve is going to the first Secret Santa party of his life. What gift does he want this year (besides human interaction)?

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    To "make thick in the warm"
    To "make thick in the warm"
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    A lifetime supply of dairy products
    A lifetime supply of dairy products
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    A certificate inducting him into the Fab Five
    A certificate inducting him into the Fab Five
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    A brand new whistle
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    A brand new whistle
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  6. Missy needs a gift this year, too. What would you get her to make sure Christmas goes "swimmingly!"?

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    A signed copy of <i>The Rock of Gibraltar</i>
    A signed copy of The Rock of Gibraltar
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    The destruction of the Patriarchy!
    The destruction of the Patriarchy!
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    Mr. Wiggles to come to life
    Mr. Wiggles to come to life
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    A life-size cardboard cutout of Nathan Fillion
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    A life-size cardboard cutout of Nathan Fillion
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