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Who's Your Disney Villain Midwife?
Lady Tremaine will make sure you have a safe delivery. She'll also make sure to give your child the best treatment by locking them in their own private tower! But wait, it gets better: The child will have a ton of woodland creatures to interact with. Sweet deal!
Scar gets a bad rep for being terrible with children, but guess what? He's an uncle! He'd be a phenomenal midwife as long as your child isn't getting in the way of him taking the throne. That may present some issues for you.
Maleficent would make sure your delivery went without a hitch. She'd also be careful not to prick your baby's finger with a spindle — just don't insult her and you'll be fine.
Yzma is the perfect midwife for two reasons: She's funny and she's badass. She'd provide levity in your time of need and she wouldn't let anyone distract you during your birth.
Ursula is good at her job, which is why you'd pay a ton of money to have her as your midwife. Careful though, if you somehow don't hold up your end of the bargain and pay her dues, she'll strip your kid of their voice and fins.
Hades is a god. He's an evil god, but still — who wouldn't want a god in their presence as they give birth? He's also very great with children, as long as they aren't the children of Zeus and Hera.