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    Posted on Sep 20, 2015

    21 Puns So Bad You Can't Help But Laugh At Them

    Apologies in advance for this punishment.

    1. How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.

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    2. Why couldn't the skeleton share the bad news? He didn’t have the heart.

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    3. Heterosexual Person: *Murders somebody and goes to hell* Satan: Damned straight!

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    4. I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

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    5. How to defeat your enemies: Chop off their feet.

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    6. Deja-moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.

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    7. Are cats empathetic because they’re feel-ines?

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    8. Her: I'm leaving you. Me: Because of the ancient Roman literature puns? Her: Yah. Me: But Aeneid you.

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    9. I’m always on time with my jokes. I guess you could say I’m pretty pun-ctual.

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    10. A hand-stitched, talking bear trying to fit in with society. And his name is Seams Legit.

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    11. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

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    12. What do you call a poem that’s an ode to your arms and legs? A limerick.

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    13. Ruler loved his friend Abacus because he knew he could always count on him.

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    14. You know what’d be hilarious? If someone was a world-class thief and their alias was Robin Banks.

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    15. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they’d be alloys.

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    16. I’m emotionally constipated. I haven’t given in a shit for years.

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    17. Can I Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets? Nice try, but my Gryffindor isn’t opening.

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    18. What does a Trap Queen eat after a long day? Fettyccine Alfredo.

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    19. What did the skull say to the bone protecting the spinal cord? I’ll keep you safe, vertebae.

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    20. How much sex do Catholic priests get? Nun at all.

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    21. What do stoners have on their beds? Kushions!

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