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Spirit Airlines Thought It'd Be OK To Advertise A Sexually Suggestive $69 Flight Fare

Breaking: Spirit Airlines may actually be a teen.

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We've been waiting to hit 69 planes for years. It's our favorite number - ever since we were twelve and found that magazine under our brother's bed (the one with the fantastic articles). #69 is perfect: just the right size, with a cockpit that's in your face (because it's bright yellow). Use your mouth to spread the word: Spirit is in an even better position to get you where you're going. We're popping an epic Bare Fare in celebration! $69.00* round trip!

And, as you'd expect, folks on the internet had varying responses to the deal:


Some weren't fazed, mainly because the airline has a reputation for not being very accommodating.

$69 flights 😩 too bad I hate Spirit airlines!

Spirit Airlines celebrates its 69th plane with $69 fares... emphasis on the 69. To bad your airline is the worst airline ever.

Some were amused by the offer.

LOL, did anyone else receive that Spirit Airlines email? #69

@BuiltBearTough @SpiritAirlines It's $69 airfare. It's a figurative win-win! Let it be!

And others welcomed the deal with open arms, hoping the airline would keep the promotional offers coming.

I don't care how immature Spirit's promo was today, I just got a ticket to Vegas for $69. Keep up the weird sex promos #spiritairlines