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People Are Tweeting That Barack Obama Is Basically America’s Ex-Boyfriend

“New phone, who dis?” —Obama, probably

On Jan. 20, Barack Obama’s second term as the 44th president of the United States came to an end and he passed the torch to Donald Trump.

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Since leaving the White House, Obama has quickly settled into vacation mode.

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Most recently he’s been making water sports great again.

But seeing Obama enjoying himself has made some people a bit sad.

And they’ve deemed him America’s ex-bae because…

1. He’s officially put America on his “do not call” list.

When you finally block America's number.

— top gang thug (@tamakloeee)

2. The US is now that former partner who tries to move on, but it’s just too hard.

Looking at President Obama's vacation pics make me feel like I'm stalking an ex on Instagram.

— Kirk Draco Franklin (@axolROSE)

3. Fun fact: Mariah Carey’s “Don’t Forget About Us” was actually about Obama.

🎶 Nothing can compare to your first true love / so I hope this reminds you babe / when it's real it's forever so do… https://t.co/Y8l564LvhO

— Alex Bedder (@itgetsbedder)

4. He’s flourishing as a citizen.

when u finally find ur thrive

— jeff in real life (@thecultureofme)

5. Basically, Obama’s on to the next, America.

Obama just posed for the "I'm GREAT!" pic you'd petty post after a breakup.

— Encyclopedia Black (@luckyturner)

6. There’s no amount of sweet-talking you can do to convince him to come back, folks.

BABY COME BACK I CAN CHANGE

— Stephen LaConte (@stephenlc)

7. He’s even making new friends.

when u realize ur best friend is better friends with someone else

— jomny sun (@jonnysun)

8. Sometimes you may find yourself wondering, Was it ever really real?

"It's like our relationship didn't mean anything. Look at him all happy. He doesn't miss us at all!" 😂😩😆 https://t.co/rQ2LSZWYnd

— Stacey E. Singleton (@staceyNYCDC)

9. Because Mr. Obama is glowing, y’all.

SPF44

— ian bremmer (@ianbremmer)

10. One might even say he’s effervescent AF.

when you finally leave your stressful job and people tell you you're glowing

— Elizabeth Pears (@BizPears)

11. He’s certainly having a better year than a lot of people.

2017 Obama vs. 2017 Me

— Punch More Nazis (@KendraJames_)

12. If you’ve never been the salty ex, you might be feeling that way now.

America has collectively become Barack Obama's salty ex-bae scrolling through his post-breakup IG like

— wikipedia brown (@eveewing)

13. You’ve probably got a better chance of rekindling things with your high school sweetheart than with Obama tbh.

All of us as we see the Obama vacation pics on the TL:

— Bald & Boujee (@Pattric)

14. Because he’s out here living his best life.

These Obama vacation pics are the best man. He ain't fucking w/ y'all right now. He got dolphins to ride & shit

— Don Victor (@Don__Victor)

15. He might be smiling because his skin is poppin’…

Barack's stress levels are so low

— Reggie E. (@firstklass_regg)

16. …and his credit score probably went up at least 200 points.

President Obama unbothered ..🏄🏽

— ★A Ray Of Hope★ (@Araya_Hope____)

17. If only we all looked this great after moving on from one relationship to the next.

how my ex smiles knowing my new boyfriend is a liar, cheater, ugly pigboy

— Ziwe (@ziwe)

18. He seemingly has not a single care in the world.

America: "I hope you're having fun on your little vacation" Barack:

— Darth Kriss (@insanityreport)

19. What is your secret, Obama? Please tell us.

Obama vacation like 😁😁😁. His hair might just turn black again!

— Jackie Brown (@justaylorsmom)

20. We, too, would love to be this relaxed.

Obama is ouchea CHILLIN'.

— Jenny Erso (@JamelleMyBelle)

21. Shorter Obama: New phone, who dis?

#America: "Obama, Obama America needs you back! " #Obama: "New phone who dis? "

— King James IV (@JamesKalomboiv)

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