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Santa, Take Note: The Fashion Taser
No bigger truth has ever been spoken: “Obviously this is a product that a lot of women want.” You’ve all heard me say this over and over: my taser isn’t stylish enough. God forbid my assailants were to question my fashion sense. Andy Jordan, our favorite WSJ online investigator, reports on the Fashion Taser. It’s available in leopard print (to match my leopard print coat and hat, yay!) and the holster comes equipped with an MP3 player. Nothing says “flirty and lethal” like a little tasing to the tune of Bananarama.
