Woman Bites Lover’s Penis off in Car Crash

The car was parked, too, which means these people are just really unlucky.

AND the entire incident was observed by the private detective the woman’s husband had hired to find out if she was cheating on him. (She was.)

This post was created by a user and has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can post awesome lists and creations. Learn more or post your buzz!

  Your Reaction?

    Starting soon, you'll only be able to post a comment on BuzzFeed using a Facebook account or via our app. If you have questions or thoughts, email us here.

    Hot Buzz

    All The Best Deals On Amazon Today

    27 Tweets That Are Impossibly Cute

    Now Buzzing