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How Well Do You Actually Know Dwight Schrute?

We know Dwight as one of the most iconic members of The Office, but how well do you really know the beet-farming salesman?

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  1. Which of Dwight's facial features does he think is too small?

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    Ears
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    Mouth
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    Eyes
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    Nose
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    Nose

    "The geometric proportions of my face are perfect in every way but one. My nose is too small. I mean, it still works. I can smell things. I just have to be a lot closer than most people."

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  2. Dwight claimed he once killed which of the following creatures?

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    Vampire
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    Zombie
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    Witch
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    Werewolf
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    Werewolf

    "I don’t have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once. But by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog."

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  3. Dwight is fast, his speed being somewhere between that of a snake, a mongoose, and a ____.

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    Spider
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    Muskrat
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    Panther
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    Dingo
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    Panther

    “I am fast. To give you a reference point, I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose…and a panther.”

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  4. Dwight received these two plaques from corporate in lieu of what?

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    A promotion
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    A pay raise
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    Extra vacation days
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    A company car
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    A pay raise

    "I have been salesman of the month for 13 out of the last 12 months. You heard me right. I did so well last February that corporate gave me two plaques in lieu of a pay raise."

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  5. What is Dwight's favorite breakfast cereal?

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    Boo Berry
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    Franken Berry
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    Count Chocula
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    He doesn't eat cereal, only beets
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    Count Chocula

    "Count Choculitis…why did you write that down, Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?"

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  6. As punishment, Dwight was shunned for two years as a child for what?

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    Locking Mose in the cellar
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    Not saving the excess oil from a tuna can
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    Shooting his neighbor's dog that he thought was a werewolf
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    Digging a horse's grave that was too shallow
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    Not saving the excess oil from a tuna can

    "I was shunned from the age of four until my sixth birthday for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna."

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  7. According to Dwight, every other dinosaur that ever existed is better than which specific dinosaur?

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    Triceratops
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    Stegosaurus
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    Brachiosaurus
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    Pterodactyl
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    Triceratops

    "You know what's better than a triceratops? Only every other dinosaur that has ever existed."

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  8. There are three themes for the guest rooms at Schrute Farms: Nighttime, Irrigation, and ____.

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    Scranton
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    America
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    Beets
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    Harry Potter
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    America

    Dwight: "We have three rooms, each with a different theme." Pam: "What are the themes?" Dwight: "America, Irrigation and Nighttime."

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  9. What would Dwight's serial killer name be?

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    The Overkill Killer
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    The Beet Bandit
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    Scranton Strangler II
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    The Karate King
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    The Overkill Killer

    "No, I would never leave you for dead. You would never escape. I would make sure that you were dead. First, I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips so you could not be identified. And they would call me the Overkill Killer."

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  10. According to Dwight, which of the following letters has the most menacing sound?

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    K
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    X
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    S
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    R
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    R

    "'R' is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it 'murder' and not 'mukduk.'"

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