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20 Things That Look Like Male Genitals

The girls don't want to be left out of all the fun. Hey guys, there's plenty of things that look like male genitals, so don't think you're off the hook. Let's see if we can match up to Tanner's definitive collection.

  • 1. Toothpaste

  • 2. Chandeliers

  • 3. Glaciers

  • 4. Peppers

  • 5. Rocks

  • 6. Latte Foam

  • 7. Potatoes

  • 8. Mushrooms

  • 9. Cacti

  • 10. Some Purses

  • 11. Tetris Boards

  • 12. Alien Rocks From Star Trek

  • 13. Kylie Minogue's Microphone

  • 14. This Mystery Meat

  • 15. Fried Chicken

  • 16. The NYC Subway Map

  • 17. Pancakes

  • 18. Sea Life

  • 19. Clouds

  • 20. Waiting Room Couches

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