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    23 Things For Anyone With A Butt

    No butts about it — you need these things.

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    1. A memory foam seat cushion with cooling gel that'll support your bum and relieve pressure on your tailbone. Reviewers say it also helps relieve lower back pain.

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    Promising review: "I'm new to having a desk job. Sitting for many hours made my bum burn, and my back ache. My bum doesn't burn, back doesn't ache, it seems to hold its shape well and it appears well made. I'm ordering one for my husband." —Marla

    Get it from Amazon for $29.95.

    2. A Squatty Potty, because a bout of constipation shouldn't leave you down in the ~dumps~. Squatting changes the angle of your anal canal, opening it up so it's easier for things to exit.

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    Promising review: "What can I say? The process of excretion can only be compared to a real life exorcism where it feels, pleasantly if I may add, that the devil himself is trying to burst out of your gut. Needless to say, the stool changed my life. I found myself creating excuses to run to my magical place and discharge whatever little portion of food was left inside me; I was hooked. Soon people started wondering why I've become so distant; the stool had taken over my life. It would have taken over your life too if you would have experienced the kind of pleasure that I was now enjoying; it was my high." —Dino

    Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

    3. A color-changing, motion-activated toilet light so you're not stumbling around the bathroom at 3 a.m.

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    When I lost power in my apartment for almost two days, I had no heat 🙃, no electricity, and no bathroom lights. Thank god my boyfriend insisted on attaching one of these, because it meant I no longer had to pee in total darkness — which still makes me nervous even though I'm supposed to be an adult.

    Promising review: "I absolutely love this product, especially because with a husband and a son, they tend to sprinkle on the toilet seat in the middle of the night. With the color set to any bright color (like white, yellow, green, or blue) it illuminates every single sprinkle on the seat! You will no longer have a bottom wet with boy pee in the middle of the night! When I purchased this I bought a case of AAA batteries thinking I would have to change them often (with six people in the house they get used often). However I have not had to change the batteries once in a few months! Also the sensor is super sensitive so it turns on as you're coming in the door, or even a little before. Just a great product all around." —Angela

    Get a two-pack from Amazon for $13.89.

    4. A heated toilet seat to treat your tush like royalty.

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    Promising review: "I feel like a king – and I mean that literally. Going into the unheated bathroom (here in Colorado) was an unsettling and dreaded experience! Sitting down on that seat was like pressing my unadorned flesh against the cold hard concrete. Much puckering and shrinkage ensued. It was truly miserable. Now, I look forward to having to use that bathroom. In fact, I seek it out. I bought it as a self-indulgent treat, but now my bathroom is the hit of the family! My kids make a point to use THAT bathroom each time they come to the house and come out smiling each and every time. Highly recommended!" —Spotopolis

    Get it from Amazon for $114.99 (available in two colors and two styles).

    5. A Fohm dispenser if you enjoy the clean feeling you get when using wipes but want to avoid the clogged pipes and pesky microplastics. Fohm's touch-free dispenser automatically deposits the perfect dollop of cleanser and turns your TP into "flushable wipes" that won't harm marine life.

    Fohm

    Each starter pack comes with the Fohm dispenser and a bottle of cleanser.

    Promising review: "I love this product. No more expensive wet wipes that can clog my septic system. Great for sensitive skin and the environment. The foam is very gentle yet cleansing. A very practical invention. I loved it so much I got one for a family member too!" —Deb

    Get a starter pack from Fohm Co. for $49.

    6. A bidet for anyone looking to break up with toilet paper. With a bidet, you can save on TP and enjoy the feeling of a machine cleaning your bum — and that is one job I am happy to let the robots have.

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    Promising review: "Oh my sweet mercy hallelujah. It was heaven. A bit startling at first, if you have never used a bidet, but I have never felt cleaner in my whole life! It also has been helpful to those of us who have hemorrhoids (THANKS CHILDBIRTH) because it is a bit gentle and less abrasive than toilet paper tends to be. We haven't bought toilet paper since we bought it (March, so, four months) and I haven't missed it a bit. My husband and I now fight over using the downstairs bathroom, because the upstairs bathroom is lacking the glorious invention that is the Luxe Neo 120. I should take off a star for wrecking my marriage, Luxe Bidet Neo 120! THANKS." —Jordan

    Get it from Amazon for $34.95+ (available in two colors).

    7. A Forever Roll you'll only have to replace every few months or so depending on how many people you live with instead of every freaking week.

    Charmin

    Promising review: "Exactly as advertised. Bought two and gave one to daughter she loves it also. Same quality as smaller rolls, but it last so much longer than the smaller rolls." —Don B

    Get it from Charmin for $8.99.

    8. A pair of soft, stretchy, breathable, funky-colored underwear that'll have you posing for an impromptu photoshoot because OMFG your butt in these panties deserves to be celebrated.

    @parade / Via instagram.com

    I love, love, love my Parade underwear, and they're always the first pair I grab from my drawer when I get dressed in the morning. Every single style is uber comfy, even the thong. Plus, they've collaborated with Bite Beauty on a limited edition set that includes a lipstick and a pair of underwear, so I know what I'm treating myself to this Valentine's Day.

    Get them from Parade for $9 (available in sizes XS–3XL; six shades; and thong, cheeky, brief, and boyshort styles).

    9. A pair of super soft high-waisted leggings, because your body — and butt — deserves this level of comfort. Wear them to the gym, dress them up with a blazer for work, dress them down with sneakers for a day of running errands, or use them as a warm layer under thicker pants during the winter. More than 6,000 people have given them a five-star review and say they're definitely opaque so you can live your best life without worrying about showing everyone your underwear.

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    Promising review: "These are definitely my new favorite leggings, I own them in four colors and plan to buy more. The colors of the actual leggings are just as bold and vibrant as the photos, which I love. Buying clothes online can be tricky because the colors or fit of the product rarely matches. They fit and frame my body like a glove, and are also sooo soft and smooth. The high waistband is so helpful on days that I want to wear a crop top and isn’t uncomfortable at all. I can’t get over how soooffffttttt these leggings are. Usually leggings that are soft are a little too warm. These are great quality and feel silky smooth on my skin, keep me warm, but are also breathable. I’ve worn these alone with just a top, and have also worn them as a base layer under my jeans for a trip that I recently went on. The quality of these leggings exceeds the price. I was worried about them being one size, but they fit me perfectly. All in all I’d say these are a steal for what you pay, and they're definitely something I will be getting a lot of use out of." —Stefania Veneri

    Get them from Amazon for $12.99+ (available in one size and plus size; capri or regular lengths; and 23 colors).

    10. Or leather leggings so you and your 🍑 can feel luxe but also like you're wearing the world's softest pajama pants (yes, they're that comfy!).

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    Promising review: "These are the best and most comfortable leggings I’ve ever owned! They’re high waisted with the same outside material from the waist up on the inside so it doesn’t slip. If you need tummy support these would be helpful. They also really make your butt look nice! I love that they’re lightly fleece lined on the inside too. I could wear these all day, every day!" —SARU

    Get it from Amazon for $20.64+ (available in sizes XS–4XL).

    11. A butt mask to take your self-care routine from head to toe. Each mask does something different, from firming and illuminating to brightening and rejuvenating.

    @bawdybeauty / Via instagram.com

    Promising review: "I got this because it seemed like something fun and silly to try — but I did actually notice it seemed to make my skin a little more firm and smooth!" —Katie K-H.

    Get them from Amazon for $9.95 (available in four styles).

    12. A benzoyl peroxide body wash if buttne has you hiding your booty. Benzoyl peroxide is an antimicrobial agent that targets the bacteria on your skin that causes acne and also helps clear out your pores.

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    Promising review: "OK, I’m in my mid 30s and have tried everything under the sun since I started getting mild acne on my butt as a teen. I mean everything! I gave this a try half hoping that it would at least calm it down. Well, let me tell you what it did! The first three weeks it drastically calmed it down and cut the acne in half. A month later and I have A CLEAR BOTTOM!!!!! I am writing this comment because I’m in the process of ordering my second bottle! My husband laughs when he sees me now checking out my smooth and clear butt in the mirror! Oh the freedom that comes with it! It comes out like a lotion with no scent that I notice. I can use it on my shoulders, face, and butt. It’s not moisturizing but it also doesn’t leave you dry. I use a very light and sensitive moisturizer after use. Can be used daily!" —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $21.96.

    13. Or a grapefruit body wash with salicylic acid you'll reach for every time you shower. It's made with 2% salicylic acid to treat acne (even buttne) and beads to gently exfoliate your skin.

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    Promising review: "First, I love the smell of this body wash. It can be used all over and not just on the parts of your body that are acne-prone. I was excited to review this product, because in the summer, I am a lot more prone to breakouts on my butt (of all places). So I wanted to give this a try to see if it would help. It has helped clear up the bumps tremendously while not drying my skin out to much in the process. I have also used it to wash my face with as well. I don't have a lot of other body acne so those are the only places that I have used it. But it has helped me a great deal. I don't have severe acne anywhere, so I can't not attest to how it would work in severe cases, but in mild cases its is great and a great value." —Sadie Parker

    Get it from Amazon for $4.61.

    14. A splurge-worthy acne spray that'll tell your butt pimples to scram while also reducing pore size, calming breakouts, exfoliating dead skin, and smoothing bumpy skin.

    @paulaschoice / Via instagram.com

    Promising review: "Probably for over a year now I've been struggling with moderate bacne and just recently butt acne. Just salicylic acid soap clearly wasn't doing it. I've seen this product pop up a few times in my search for a bacne cure but I'm cheap and didn't want to fork over 25 bucks. I got desperate enough, sucked it up, and man just over 10 days in my back (AND butt) is clear! I recently got a new tattoo that I didn't want hitting so I actually have a little control spot and sure enough all around that area has acne that hasn't been treated with the spray! With the results I've already got and I'm not even a quarter through the product, its a great deal. Don't be like me, save your sanity and fork over the 25 bucks." —Sam

    Get it from Amazon for $25.

    15. A body scrub because babies aren't the only people who deserve deliciously soft bottoms. It's made with a nourishing mixture of hydrating oils that'll polish your booty skin and give it a healthy glow.

    @treehut / Via instagram.com

    Promising review: "WOW! I just got this product, and I’ve been using it every day for the past three days. The first thing I noticed was the thickness of the sugar scrub; it's nice to work with and it doesn’t just slip off of your fingers. Second, the smell is amazing! I wanted to eat it. Most importantly, this thing makes my skin SO soft and smooth. I was using it to mostly target my leg and butt area, and I definitely think it made a noticeable difference in the appearance of my legs and butt in just the first couple days. I think this product helps a lot with the appearance of cellulite, but it also just does a really good job of exfoliating to leave softer, smoother skin. I would recommend this product." —Dannielle Urrutia

    Get it from Amazon for $4.19+ (available in six scents).

    16. An extra long exfoliating cloth so you can scrub every nook, cranny, and crack. The special weave pattern of the fabric makes it soft on your skin yet tough on dead skin and dirt.

    @greenheartlabs / Via instagram.com

    Promising review: "I love it! I had been dealing with my butt acne and chicken skin for so long. Here is my useful tip for you all! Use this with Paula's Choice facial wash with BHA on your acne area and within two weeks you can see the big difference! Trust me!" —Yannis

    Get it from Amazon for $8.89+ (available in five styles).

    17. A body exfoliant with beta hydroxy acids (BHAs) to lightly exfoliate the skin and remove any dead, dull skin cells that are clogging your pores (and likely causing your buttne).

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    Promising review: "This is a good multi-purpose exfoliator for use from head to toe (Yes, you can use this on your face — but be careful and start slowly!). This may quite literally cure your backne or buttne. The BHA here really does penetrate and clean out pores. A few other antioxidants and skin happy ingredients make this a go-to product for me. And yes, it is a truly lightweight lotion. Don't buy thinking this is going to cure dry skin because it won't. The flip side of that is those with oily and acne prone skin will love it. And those with dry skin can follow with a nice body moisturizer or during the day with a moisturizing SPF product." —TKPics616

    Get it from Amazon for $28.

    18. A lightweight body cream if you love a firm, toned butt.

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    Promising review: "Amazing!!! This stuff actually works, which I was surprised about since it’s fairly priced. I just ordered my second bottle. Got rid of cellulite I’ve had for 15 years. Has smooth and toned/firmed my butt and legs. I hope they never stop making it." —Lauren

    Get it from Amazon for $6.02.

    19. An aluminum-free deodorant for when "down there" doesn't smell so fresh. Obviously you should talk to your doc if your private parts smell funky, but this is an option if they've cleared you of any health conditions and you're still put off by any odors.

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    Promising review: "The main reason I got it was for down there. I shower every day but still within about two hours after the shower, I’d acquire a no-so-fresh-anymore odor down there. It was annoying. I wash well in the shower. I mentioned it to my doctor. Every time they would test for something, I’d be all in the clear. Everything looks good. No BV. Nothing. So I’d have to suck it up and just keep washing every day and accept that oh, every woman has their smell down there. I’ve used this product down there the way the website says to use it for private parts: under the 'hood,' swipe up the outside of the 'lips,' up the butt crack, and even in the crease under your belly where it meets the top of your groin area. No smell a few hours later. Nothing in the front area or the back! No mustiness! No sour smell. No stink! Quite honestly, it’s truly something. I feel so good walking around after my shower when it’s four or five hours later, and I still feel fresh because I don’t smell." —Shanee

    Get it from Amazon for $15.99 (available in two scents).

    20. A heated back and neck messager you'll want to use everywhere — including your butt.

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    Promising review: "I love the versatility of this little device, because it can massage almost every area of the body. Since I sit a lot at work I'm having difficulty with my butt, yes my butt! There are lots of muscle on either side of the sit bone and this little puppy has been quite effective in reaching them. I can get there with my Back Buddy, but my arms get tired and I can't massage the area for any length of time. Sitting, lying on this device gives me the length of time I need to get an effective muscle workout." —Jim OShea

    Get it from Amazon for $49.95.

    21. A cat butt coloring book so you can laugh about the hilarity of having a butt.

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    Promising review: "Who wouldn't laugh at cat butts? I bought two of these. I sent one to my cousin. To start, she was having a bad day when she received it. She said it made her day much better, then she flipped through the book and laughed! Don't even need to color to enjoy this book!" —Patricia

    Get it from Amazon for $6.99.

    22. Or a humorous dog butt coloring book you'll need ASAP if you're a doggo devotee.

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    Promising review: "I bought this because it had corgis, and I love it. The pages are hilarious, and I enjoy the fact that the page backs are black. Marker ink doesn't bleed through." —Amber

    Get it from Amazon for $6.99.

    23. A memory foam bean bag that'll keep your butt cozy and create a relaxing cocoon.

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    Promising review: "For older people with low-back pain the 2-foot sack provides tremendous support and relief. I'm a guitarist and do a lot of sitting but found that I can't sit for very long without a lot of back and hip pain. I put this on my sofa or large chair and make a nice pocket in it for my butt and I can sit very comfortably for a long time. Prevents my lower back from becoming C-shaped while sitting. Even better than a Swopper or yoga ball." —J. Greene

    Get it from Amazon for $39.99+ (available in two sizes and 12 colors).

    You need these things, no ifs, ands, or butts!

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    The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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