1. A vegan exfoliating body scrub to slough away the rough bumps on the back of your arms and legs (keratosis pilaris is its name but you may have heard it called "strawberry skin" or "chicken skin") with a combination of powerful alpha-hydroxy acids.
2. A mold and mildew remover so finally — finally! — those unsightly black splotches on your tile grout dissolve, never to be seen again. Just set it, forget it, and come back in a few hours to see grout that looks like new. I'm talking basically every speck of black mold is gone! *Cues up "Do You Believe in Magic"*
3. A bottle of Drop It — a sulfite and tannin remover — if you're known in your friend group as the one person who can't hang. This may help prevent your post-wine headache so you can still enjoy the night with your friends instead of having to leave after one drink to curl up under the covers to soothe your throbbing head.
4. A bottle of cleaning concentrate because your tan carpets were once cream. Add this your carpet cleaners for tough messes so you don't have to shell out the big bucks for professional carpet steamers.
5. A cuticle oil that'll restore your shredded nails after a gel mani. A combination of sweet almond oil, vitamin E, and jojoba softens the cuticle and strengthens your claws so you'll be proud to show them off.
6. An ear cleanser for cleaning your poor pet's ears of buildup and preventing inflammation and irritation. It can also help provide your pet sweet sweet relief from itchy ears.
Promising review: "My husband and I just adopted our cute puppy Winston from The Humane Society. When we adopted him his ears were unfortunately pretty dirty, but after using this ear cleaner today his ears are so clean!! I'm so amazed at everything it managed to get out. Our puppy's ears look so much better now! I would highly recommend this product to anyone with a dog." —Jerome F
Get it from Amazon for $11.99.
7. A speedy oven cleaner to de-gunk drippings from your last five years' worth of meals. It can power through baked-on crud, so all you have to do is wipe it clean.
If your oven is in need of a deep, deep clean, you may need to let this cleaner sit longer, but it'll do a heck of a job lifting all the barnacles of food bits that are crusted on your oven.
Promising review: "So I usually don't write reviews too often but OMG. My oven had SO MUCH BUILDUP on it and almost everywhere: burnt on oil, foods, dust was sitting for nearly 15 years!! After seeing so many reviews of this product and seeing the product in almost every BuzzFeed post, I knew this was the product to buy. I love that it smells like lemon cause it masks the harsh chemicals! Which by the way, are really harsh. Please be careful using this around kids and animals and carefully follow the instructions! But after liberally spraying this ALL OVER my oven (door, bottom, top, sides, even the hefty, blackened oven rack) I let it sit overnight like the instructions said and the next day, when I wiped EVERYTHING CAME OFF SO EASILY!! It was so so satisfying and you can see it working as soon as you spray it on. I got so excited and showed everyone our new, sparkling oven! Must buy!" —Mariam
Get it from Amazon for $6.88.
8. Or a heavy-duty oven scrub so you can get your hands dirty to get the oven clean. You're not about to be bested by years of baked-on dinner explosions and drippings that coat the inside of your oven.
Cleaning Studio is a family-run small business based in Fairfield, Connecticut, that specializes in natural cleaning products.
Promising review: "This product is amazing! It works fast with pretty minimal elbow grease. The stainless-steel sponge that comes with it makes it easier. And it smells great!" —Melissa C.
Get it from Cleaning Studio on Etsy for $19.99.
9. A moisturizing hair treatment if you want a a quick burst of hydration. In just eight seconds — eight! — it starts working to leave your mane feeling silkier, softer, and smoother after washing.
Promising review: "I was hesitant to spend nine dollars on it but Amazon had the cheapest so I got it and it has gotten the tangles out of my daughter's hair that nothing else would, and I use it about once a week for myself as well. I recommend it for anyone with tangle-prone or damaged hair." —Betsy H
"I am 66 years old. I have fine thinning hair. Followed instructions. Blew dry my hair. How awesome was it?. My hair now feels regular in thickness and holds a curl and actually has body. I wish for a lifetime supply. Will use this from now on." —Mortimer Brewster
Get it from Amazon for $8.97.
10. A Hot N Saucy hot sauce trio because it promises that meats, sides, and snacks will never be boring again.
11. A Paula's Choice liquid exfoliant that'll resurface the skin, brighten hyperpigmentation and acne scars, clear pores, and improve skin texture. If you're just dipping your toes in the chemical exfoliant pool (first of all, welcome!!), start by applying this every other day or a few times a week to build up a tolerance and not irritate your skin.
Promising review: "Love this product. Have already purchased it twice. I could actually see improvement in the size of my pores, redness around my nose and dullness. Mind you, I do follow a very strict skincare routine, but I think that I will stick to this product for a while. I use a cleaner, toner, then this Paula product, followed by my nighttime serum and my vitamin A (retinol) cream for face and the neck, and décolletage cream as well. My husband has noticed the improvement as well. If you are hesitant, you can always try buying the traveling size bottle as well. That's what I did and then I got hooked. Get it! It won't disappoint!" —Felicitas Martinez
Get it from Amazon for $10+ (available in two sizes).
12. A streak-free anti-fog spray for keeping your glasses clear while you're wearing your mask. No more having to remove and wipe down your foggy spectacles every 10 minutes! It's also great for spritzing on your mirrors, goggles, and even your windshield.
Promising review: "I purchased this because I need something to keep my glasses clear and this stuff really works. I have shown it to multiple healthcare coworkers and allowed them to try it. In fact, we call it the golden stuff. Because of COVID, people who normally wear contacts are not recommended to wear them to keep us from touching our faces. So this really helps to keep us from having to clear our glasses and it works a heck of a lot better than shaving cream. So if you want clear glasses instead of fogged glass...buy this stuff. It really really works. I would give it more that 5 stars if I could and who knows.... it may just save you life from not touching your face from COVID." —Charlene Subrick
"I was very tired of not being able to see my students as I was teaching them because my glasses would fog up. I tried many different home remedies without success so I found this product and figured I would give it a shot. It worked just as advertised and I couldn't be more thrilled. My student use it and so do ALL the other instructors. Even with dozens of people using it every day I still have plenty left. I will purchase another bottle soon since I fear everyone will disown me if I let it run out." —Scott k Anderson
Get it from Amazon for $9.55.
13. A powerful benzoyl peroxide body wash to tackle buttne, backne, and cystic breakouts. Benzoyl peroxide is an antimicrobial agent that targets the bacteria on your skin that causes acne and also helps clear out your pores.
14. A bleach-free, no-scrub weekly shower spray so soap scum and shower grime buildup goes bye bye without you ever having to wipe. Rinse it clean the next day, and you'll be amazed to see those hard water stains on your shower door are *poof* gone.
Promising review: "We cannot BEGIN to tell you what a lifesaver this is! We have two old fiberglass tubs with vinyl shower enclosures that no matter what amount of scrubbing we have done with everything from bleach to cleanser to vinegar and baking soda would NOT come clean. After I took my shower last night, I sprayed down the tub and walls. Within minutes, all the built-up water deposits and dirt and grime began to melt away in front of my eyes. I left it on overnight, and when I got up this morning, it did not look like the same tub and shower. This product is a godsend, especially for old folks like us who have difficulty getting down on our hands and knees and scrubbing anything. More importantly, it performs as advertised. We plan on using it as part of our weekly cleanup routine, in addition to purchasing the Wet and Forget Mold and Mildew Remover for use on the vinyl siding of our house. This is truly an overnight sensation!" —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $16.89.
15. A lash serum if you want the look of lash extensions without the triple-digit price tag. This miracle in a bottle is stuffed with amino acids, peptides, and vitamins that may make your lashes look longer and thicker.
16. A creamy paw butter because your pet deserves a little spoiling. This balm moisturizes dry, cracked paws and snoots and is safe if licked or swallowed.
17. An eco-friendly hard water stain-remover that'll help you wipe away soap scum and residue in your shower so your friends don't know your apartment is usually a pig sty. It's biodegradable so the scent won't singe your nose hairs and make you gag, plus it's safe enough to use on just about anything — including shower glass, tile, granite, stainless-steel, marble, brass, and porcelain.
18. A pack of Copper Cow pour over Vietnamese coffee for making your morning caffeine infusion extremely luxurious. Each cup will taste as delicious and they'll be gone before you know it.
19. A powerful glycolic acid peel to help improve texture, reduce fine lines, and soften skin. Glycolic acid helps sort of unglue skin cells, so the softer, brighter layer underneath can emerge. But it can be a bit irritating to your skin so start slowly — especially because this peel also contains retinol, a collagen-boosting ingredient that can make your skin more sensitive.
20. A tub of brightening, firming, and rejuvenating eye cream so your mom stops asking, "Are you getting enough sleep?" on your weekly FaceTime even though she should darn well know that your dark circles are hereditary (thnx a lot Mom!).
21. A teeth-whitening pen if you avoid smiling with your teeth so folks don't see your yellowing teeth. This brightens without the irritation of whitening strips that slip and slide all over your teeth. You can use each pen ~20 times and should expect your teeth to lighten four to eight shades.
22. A clearing mist because body acne, discoloration, and bumpy skin are totally not fun. This quick-drying medicated mist contains zinc PCA (reduces sebum secretion), niacinamide (helps fade hyperpigmentation), and salicylic acid (targets acne).
23. An anti-fungal antibacterial spray made with cooling aloe that'll treat a range of skin conditions, including allergies, cuts, hot spots, infections, rashes, and scrapes.
24. A potent matrixyl 3000 serum (ooooh fancy!) for hydrating, repairing damage, boosting collagen production, improving skin texture, firming, and evening out pigmentation.
25. A jetted tub cleaner to flush out soap scum, body oils, and those black flakes that gunk up your tub's jets — y'know, the part you can't reach.
26. A bag of premium clumping litter so clumps don't break into a dozen pieces and release a pee- and ammonia-scented cloud while you're scooping. This winning litter will prevent that problem. Plus reviewers say the odor control is fantastic.
27. A cruelty-free lengthening waterproof mascara if you're tired of mascaras that don't live up to their promises. This one won't let you down — I promise! It's lightweight, won't transfer, doesn't smudge, and lasts all day. Consider your expectations exceeded!
Promising review: "This is by far the best mascara I've ever used. My lashes looked longer and you could actually see them! After years of looking, I've finally found my forever mascara! And $5 is a steal — I bought some extras to stocked up!" —Sharon Johnson
Get it from Amazon for $4.99.