1. A carpet cleaner for getting rid of that questionable stain on your white carpet that's bested every other carpet cleaner you've ever tried — well, every carpet cleaner but this one.
2. A pet hair remover if you're tired of getting fur all over your clothes. Roll it over your couch, bed, favorite blanket, you name it, and watch it lift the fur away. See, we can own nice things!!
3. An immunity-boosting allergy supplement so your poor pup can find relief from itchy skin and allergies. These soft chews deliver a dose of probiotics and other nutrients to help improve immune function, aid digestion, promote healthy skin, and add shine to a dog's coat.
4. An electrical outlet cover with a power strip to hide cluttered cords stat. It's also pretty great if you want to push your furniture right up against the wall but can't because your phone charger adapter is in the way.
5. A tub of brightening, firming, and rejuvenating eye cream because you're tired of your mom constantly asking you, "Are you getting enough sleep?" on your weekly FaceTime even though she should darn well know that your dark circles are hereditary (thnx a lot Mom!).
6. The ~Guac-Lock~ that'll preserve your precious guacamole when you can't finish the whole avocado yourself. This container pushes out the air that causes your avos to oxidize so you can enjoy guac and mashed avocados for toast for days without browning.
Promising review: "I love this new found food saver. Ran across it purely by accident and after reading most reviews, thought why not try it? So glad I did. It does keep guacamole fresh! Silly me tried to push the plunger part through and couldn't get it to do anything. Watched the video TWO more times and finally got it. When it plunges out the air it really plunges! Just have to be brighter than the mechanism, which apparently I was not. I got the tray with it and am also glad I did. It's just the two of us (husband) and me, and there are nights we just like to snack for dinner and this works so well for our needs. Yes, I would definitely recommend this to anyone and also would be a great gift!" —38dutchstar
Get it from Amazon for $18.84.
7. A pair of super absorbent period underwear for handling your business without leaving you feeling like you're wearing a wet diaper.
8. A denture cleaner if, despite brushing your retainer each night, your Invisalign is somehow coated in some weird white film. These fizzing tablets will blast away odor-causing bacteria, discoloration, and plaque from your aligners, retainers, dentures, night guards, and more.
9. A mold and mildew remover so you can set it, forget it, and come back in a few hours to see grout that looks like new.
10. A powerful benzoyl peroxide body wash to tackle buttne, backne, and cystic breakouts. Benzoyl peroxide is an antimicrobial agent that targets the bacteria on your skin that causes acne and also helps clear out your pores.
11. A Glossier cream blush because you're tired of applying blush and looking like a clown. This blendable, buildable formula gives you a beautiful and natural-looking flush of color. Apply it with your fingers for a stunning glow.
12. A pair of wireless Bluetooth earbuds that'll put your brand-name headphones to shame. Reviewers say the sound quality is surprisingly good given the price tag. And the battery life is equally amazing — listen for over six hours on a single charge (and get up to 30 hours of enjoyment with the charging case).
13. A pumice cleaning stone for powering through tough rust, lime, and calcium streaks that have retired many a toilet-scrubbing brush. Give your tired arms a break and let this little guy rub away discoloration with ease. This nontoxic cleaner is tough on dirt but gentle on porcelain so you can sit atop the glistening throne you deserve.
14. A moisturizing hair treatment if you want a a quick burst of hydration. In just eight seconds — eight! — it starts working to leave your mane feeling silkier, softer, and smoother after washing.
Promising review: "I absolutely LOVE the way my hair feels, looks, smells and the elasticity it has after I use this product. I came across it by sheer accident and now just ordered three more bottles. I shampoo and rinse and then rinse this through my hair and let it set for a moment and then use conditioner on my ends. It's a relatively small investment and your hair will look like you just spent $500 on it after you blow your hair out." —Kristi Hoss Schiller
Get it from Amazon for $8.97.