Buzz·Posted on 10 Jun 201619 Things That Are Only OK Because You're From Reading"Well, we are the biggest town in the UK, aren't we?"by Megan FisherBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Calling John Lewis "Heelas" – if you call it John Lewis we all know you're an outsider. 2. Going to Reading Festival as a rite of passage after finishing your exams. View this photo on Instagram 3. Having the festival experience while still going home to shower. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Having an intense and slightly disturbing fascination with trains – and not just moaning about them. 5. Calling Reading "Reddin". 6. Being a Reading FC fan and being mildly irritated about London Irish playing at the same stadium. 7. Naming Purple Turtle as a site of national heritage. 8. Calling a woodlouse a "cheeselog". Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Having a "Wait-rose", not a Waitrose. 10. Having a weird love/hate relationship with the impending arrival of Ikea. 11. Everything being so expensive. *weeps at bank balance* Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Calling somewhere "Smelly Alley" and not avoiding it. 13. Finding the Whitley whiff endearing. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. Reading's "Elvis". Gordon Johnson @Keyboardman88 Anyone living in the Reading will know this character. Always stopped for a chat. Always holding a photo of Elvis. 02:41 PM - 14 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Keyboardman88 / Via Twitter: @Keyboardman88 Rain or shine you can always find "Elvis" wandering the streets of Reading holding his Elvis picture and smiling. A national treasure, really. 15. Clinging on to the fact we're the UK's largest town and boasting about it at every possible opportunity. 16. Calling somewhere The Butts and it not being an insult. View this photo on Instagram 17. Never using a T in your life. 18. Going to Henley Regatta because it's the thing to do. View this photo on Instagram 19. Slagging off Reading all the time, but hang on a minute, did YOU just call Reading a right dive? I don't think so. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF