Husband: Stares at fridge for 5 minutes.
“I can’t find the mustard. We must be out.”
Me: Opens fridge and immediately pulls out 3 bottles of mustard.
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The Walking Company in store brand Abel Brynn Neutral. I am currently at the end of a month long trek through Europe, and these sandals have carried me through multiple 10 mile days. They have withstood the ancient cobblestones of Rome, the hills of Genoa, and beaches of the Ligurian…
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