! What's all this 'about me' shit about? What am I supposed to write down here? A totally detailed anecdote about a typical day in my life, like 'I get up every morning at 7, feel totally miserable but start getting a face and alive after I take a shower while I get the second shower on my way to the bus which usually reminds me on the fact that I forgot my umblella at home ...'? Or should be pretending to be super open and amazingly approachable by writing 'Just ask me blink blink smile!' What about a biography? A journal? Testimonies? What about the whole 'I love long walks at the beach'? Everybody seems to like long walks on the beach. I actually dont like them that much. When I'm at the beach, I first of all want to go swimming and lie around to get a tan. That's why I went to the beach. I can have a walk and flaneur everywhere, so when I'm at a beach, let's do beachy things and drink beer and have a BBQ and not just walk. About me ... ? It really drives me crazy, why does it have to be so vague? Which specific characteristics of my multi-faceted character should I put in consideration to mention here and which should I leave out? Let me think. What about, I think about myself, like somebody asking me: 'This Maurice Etoile guy, what is he about?' My response would be something like this: "This guy is a total idiot. He is arrogant prick and doesnt even have a reason or justification for being in love with himself so much in the first place. Well... on the other hand, admittedly he is very witty, so much fun to be around and most probably the most hilarious and eloquent guy I know. Maybe, thats why. I have to confess, that I actually envy him, because he is also very cool, modest, social and yet down to earth. The more I think about him, the more I want to either cuddle the shit out of him or have drinks with him straight away. And that's that."
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