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Take This Quiz To Get A Superhero Nickname For Your Boyfriend’s Dick

You should call your boyfriend's dick The Flash, because he's always ready for action and the fastest man alive. Unlike lightning, your man's penis can strike the same place twice. ;)

The Flash!

You should call your man's penis Swamp Thing because he's strong, often misunderstood, and is usually the answer to the question, "Hey, what's that smell?"

Swamp Thing!

You should call your boyfriend's dick The Hulk because he's big, he's strong and...he's green? Like every good Black Widow fan knows, if you're not in the mood just sing Hulk a little lullaby and he'll stop poking you in the back.

Hulk!

You should call your boyfriend's dick Superman because he's faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and he'll leap your building in a single bound.

Superman!

You should call your boyfriend's dick Mister Fantastic because he has the ability to stretch allll the way to where he needs to go. More like Mister Fantast-dick.

Mister Fantastic!

You should call your boyfriend's dick Ant-Man because he's a shower AND a grower! Ant-Man can shrink to the size of an ant, or grow to a gigantic size on a whim. Lucky you.

Ant-Man!

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