21 Foolproof Ways To Look Busy At Work
"I'd love to help with that but I have to print off all these emails."
Have a fucking filthy desk.
Check your watch heaps.
Walk really fast everywhere.
Put Post-it Notes all over your office.
Eat lunch at your desk.
Use a landline.
Make excited exclamations.
Hold everything you own.
Look like this instead.
Spike your smoothies.
Print out copious amounts of important "documents".
Take one actual business call a day and be loud as hell.
Never underestimate the power of a good highlighter.
Always poop at work.
Massage your temples.
Get a kid.
Tell everyone how busy you are.
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