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true Australia fact, we have 4 seasons & they're named Autumn, Fuck it's Cold Hey, Magpie Bastards, and Tropical Strength Aerogard
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"australia has no culture" explain this then
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petition to change the default australian holiday greeting from 'merry christmas' to 'total fire ban'
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here’s a picture of me scaling a rock face
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@GChristensenMP If you have a look at yourself in the mirror you'll realise how easy it is for people to pose as Christians.
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This flirtation is almost certainly unconstitutional
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Perfection.
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Patiently waiting for Barnaby's earlobes to line up with the lychees so that it looks like earrings.
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Selfie with my mate. #HappyHalloween
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Do gooders get stuffed. Straya is the best place in the world, not politically correct, keep it real. Aussies celebrate properly ! #thirsty
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So @taylorswift13 has let Australia down. I'm not joining her on stage tonight. She has made an enemy out of an entire nation #BadBlood
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How good is Australia. A gathering like this for a gallop. Straya.
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There has never been a better time to be alive and I am a rich white man so there's never really been a bad time to be alive...
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To anyone saying #MasterChefAU is rigged so the most marketable person wins let me remind you that I won & I'm a pudgy Asian man in my 30s.
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When is this absolute Galoot going to learn. What a dead set flog!! Just suspend the peanut!! http://t.co/rULDU8SPPz
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So 'Cats Make You Laugh Out Loud' is the biggest TV show in Aus right now huh? Cool. We...might stick with books if that's okay. #amreading
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Friend from school: I'm married with two investment properties Me:
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Feels like this groom is going to surprise her with something else further down the track
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Dentist. The word you're thinking of is dentist.
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Shit just got real
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Who is IT? @VLine #clown terrifies caller Karen: "Like a horror movie!" Listen: https://t.co/sY5nuWB2Y2 #Faine
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Billy the goat has become an internet sensation after it was snapped riding the train in Melbourne. #TenNews
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#MeanwhileInAustralia
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cop twitter is the most insidious subset of corporate twitter
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But I still signed for the ghost tho. #MICF2015
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.@Coles this is absolutely disgraceful our country is gripped in an epidemic and you’re an enabler
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kid: i don't feel so good mum: they're kicking in m8 I am feeling it
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@mirandadevine it was actually Auslan/sign language for clapping. I have a friend who's first language is Auslan so it was for her...
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[adele voice] g'day - it's moiiiiiiyyy
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[Pic] How to smuggle wine into Licensed Only concert venues. #MeanwhileInAustralia