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Someone Put A Dick On This Giant Gnome Statue

More like Penis-ula Link Gnome.

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Frankston residents have recently become accustomed to a nine metre tall Gnome statue standing guard over Melbourne's Peninsula Link freeway.

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After the tall fellow stood proud, Victorians noticed friends popping up at his feet.

A giant gnome statue is attracting little friends in Melbourne's southeast >> http://t.co/CJ38FCrCDI

But that isn't the only addition to the statue. Recently, pranksters have given the gnome an added appendage to show off to passing motorists.

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Titled "Reflective Lullaby", the ballsy statue has been criticised for being distractive to drivers due to its shiny surface. Now there's even more to be dickstracted by.

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So far gnomeone has stepped up to claim the addition as their own work, however it is believed to be a foil-wrapped sex toy.

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Here's a comparison for anyone who would like to gnome more about the erection's addition.

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But there's more to this story than meets the eye! You may remember the gnome's creator, Gregor Kregar, for his earlier work, "Transit Cloud".

Could the gnome's gnew gnaughty bits be a homage to Kregar's earlier work?

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We may never gnome!

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