2. The dad who chaperones your first date with a boy you’ve been crushing on for four years.
“So you asked my daughter out on a date, and for dinner, you went with Chick-Fil-A. Do you even love my daughter or did you just crave a chicken sandwich and were too ashamed to come here alone?”
- Donald Trump said that his comments about Sweden were referring to a Fox News segment, not an actual incident in the country 🇸🇪🙃
- Senator Ron Wyden will soon introduce legislation requiring warrants before phones can be searched at the US border.