18 Ridiculous Things Animals Would Post If They Could Use Reddit

Let's "paws" to think about this for a second. Inspired by this Reddit thread.

1. Thread: /r/todayilearned

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You can use laptop keyboards to type out your thoughts and feelings, instead of using them as heated beds.

2. Thread: /r/foodporn

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3. Thread: /r/explainlikeim5

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Why can't I ever catch that crafty tail of mine?

4. Thread: /r/amisexy

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Cat Selfies

5. Thread: /r/shutupandtakemymoney

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6. Thread: /r/MRW

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I watch my dog brother get punished by our human parents for ripping up a couch cushion, even though I was the one who did it.

7. Thread: /r/tifu

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I furiously humped a stranger's leg today, now my guardian is going to chop my balls off.

8. Thread: /r/AskReddit

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Why can't I ever capture that bright red dot?

9. Thread: /r/DoesAnybodyElse

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Hear that high-pitched tone or is it just me?

10. Thread: /r/NSFW

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11. Thread: /r/todayilearned

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The humans actually do return home when they walk through that opening in the house. They do not leave me forever.

12. Thread: /r/HIFW

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I always land on my feet.

13. Thread: /r/AMA

My best friend is a horse, ask me anything!

14. Thread: /r/askscience

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What's the poison found in chocolate and why do my humans eat copious amounts of it?

15. Thread: /r/showerthoughts

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On my walks, I'm shitting all over people's lawns and my human picks it all up, who's really in charge here?

16. Thread: /r/LifeProTips If I fits, I sits

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If I fits, I sits.

17. Thread: /r/aww

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Human baby.

18. Thread: /r/IWantToLearn

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How to twerk