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14 Things People From Toronto Would Never Ever Say

"Drake doesn't give Toronto enough shout-outs."

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1. "Check out my collection of Rob Ford campaign buttons!"

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In our defense, we were all in a "drunken stupor" when we elected him.

2. "I'd like to nominate my bus driver for the 'TTC's Employee of the Month' award."

Forget driverless cars, we need driverless buses.
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Forget driverless cars, we need driverless buses.

3. "These subway tokens look perfect next to the dimes in my wallet."

*Homeless person asks for change.* *Accidentally give bus fare.* *Facepalm.*
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*Homeless person asks for change.* *Accidentally give bus fare.* *Facepalm.*

4. "Drake is from Toronto?! This is the first I've heard of this."

Did you know Drake is from Toronto? If not, he reminds everyone 600 times on his new album.

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sometimes when im listening to @Drake all i can hear is, toronto toronto toronto toronto , like yo yeah we get it reppin #Toronto #Versace

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The radio stations in Toronto need to stop playing Drake so much. We get it he's from Toronto. #donewiththecrew

LOL Drake got the CN tower and 416 tatted. Okay Drake, we get it.. you're from Toronto.

DRAKEEE NOUVEAUUUUUUUX TATTOO ! #YOLO #416 #LOVE #DRAKE #OVOXO

"If You're Reading This, I'm Lost, Please Return To Area Code 416."

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5. "The subway doors are closing? I'll just wait for the next train."

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There's nothing more satisfying than taking that leap of faith, unscathed by the mechanical jaws of commuter death.

6. "Union Station is a commuter's paradise."

Morning scrum in the subway due to a shutdown of union to bloor station #ttc #thebetterway #ridetherocket

"Well, I fulfilled my quota of human contact for the day."

7. "This lady in front of me playing Candy Crush on her phone is such a brisk walker."

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8. "Thanks to Toronto's speedy, state of the art subway system, I made it to work on time! Again!"

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"Signal problems, sir. It's always signal problems."

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9. "It's totally OK to live in a city 2 hours away from Toronto and say you live in Toronto."

10. "Driving in the city is a lot less hassle than public transit."

Driving in #Toronto these days....

11. "This two-lane street could really use an entire construction crew to work on a single pot hole for the entire summer."

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One lane to screw them all.

12. "It looks like the Stanley Cup is staying in Toronto for another year."

Dear Toronto Maple Leaf Fans, don't be that way. There's always next year. @boomcornwall http://t.co/zxuF9BBCLx

At this point, we could fill an entire ice rink with our tears.

13. "Toron-TOE"

How do you say #Toronto when you're from Toronto ? #Turonno @buttonmachine #bestthingever

14. "I hate this city. Get me out of here!"

The upsides to living in a city as diverse and vast as Toronto definitely outweigh the petty annoyances we deal with on a regular basis.
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The upsides to living in a city as diverse and vast as Toronto definitely outweigh the petty annoyances we deal with on a regular basis.

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