Hello. It's me. And we need to talk about a very important, rather pressing issue that is currently not getting the attention it deserves.
I'm talking, of course, about men's basketball shorts.
This can be a hard topic, but don't let the enormity of it scare you.
It's really nothing to lose our heads over.
Pun-themed caption blah blah etc. etc., here are some more guys in basketball shorts:

BRJ / FameFlynet Pictures
Guys are aware of this phenomenon.
when u know girls gonna zoom into your gym shorts
And yet we cannot help ourselves.
When a guy is wearing good cologne and wears basketball shorts I'm like
me when a guy wears basketball shorts and you can see his religion