3. When Zac Efron flipped these burgers in frat hunk mode.
5. And his beautifully shiny bottom while mounting a toilet.
7. Every single selfie taken by Usher, the hottest 35-year-old of all time.
8. But especially every image that involves his flexing abs.
10. And pretty much anytime Colton Haynes did anything at all.
11. When Cristiano Ronaldo erected a 52-foot photo of himself in his underwear for some reason.
13. But especially when they squirted one another in the face.
15. When this hot guy was UNJUSTLY removed from a Florida stadium for being a certified hunk.
17. When Robbie Rogers and his beautiful face and arms and entire existence where on the cover of OUT Magazine.
23. When Charlie Hunnam brought all this to Pacific Rim.
27. When Josh Hutcherson and his arms and jawline were on the cover of OUT Magazine.
33. When the Old Spice guy went to Australia and picked up this snake in nothing but his Old Spice towel for some reason.
35. When Tom Welling graced the world with his certified silver foxiness.
39. Basically anytime Michael B. Jordan and his arms did anything.
God Bless 2013.
- The suspect wanted for killing 39 people at an Istanbul nightclub on New Years Day has been captured, Turkish media reports.
- People are arguing about whether those who are anti-abortion rights should participate in the upcoming Women's March.
- Umm. Over half of the population across 22 countries believe their system is failing and rigged, a new poll says 🌎🤔
- People are melting after a girl shared photos of her pitbull on Twitter in order to speak out against laws banning the animal.