3. When Zac Efron flipped these burgers in frat hunk mode.
5. And his beautifully shiny bottom while mounting a toilet.
7. Every single selfie taken by Usher, the hottest 35-year-old of all time.
8. But especially every image that involves his flexing abs.
10. And pretty much anytime Colton Haynes did anything at all.
11. When Cristiano Ronaldo erected a 52-foot photo of himself in his underwear for some reason.
13. But especially when they squirted one another in the face.
15. When this hot guy was UNJUSTLY removed from a Florida stadium for being a certified hunk.
17. When Robbie Rogers and his beautiful face and arms and entire existence where on the cover of OUT Magazine.
23. When Charlie Hunnam brought all this to Pacific Rim.
27. When Josh Hutcherson and his arms and jawline were on the cover of OUT Magazine.
33. When the Old Spice guy went to Australia and picked up this snake in nothing but his Old Spice towel for some reason.
35. When Tom Welling graced the world with his certified silver foxiness.
39. Basically anytime Michael B. Jordan and his arms did anything.
God Bless 2013.
- Former Israeli President Shimon Peres has died at 93. He was the country's longest-serving politician and statesman.
- Monday night's first presidential debate between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton was a horse show for undecided voters.
- The White House tried to stop Congress from publicly blaming Russia for election-related cyberattacks, BuzzFeed News has learned.