3. When Zac Efron flipped these burgers in frat hunk mode.
5. And his beautifully shiny bottom while mounting a toilet.
7. Every single selfie taken by Usher, the hottest 35-year-old of all time.
8. But especially every image that involves his flexing abs.
10. And pretty much anytime Colton Haynes did anything at all.
11. When Cristiano Ronaldo erected a 52-foot photo of himself in his underwear for some reason.
13. But especially when they squirted one another in the face.
15. When this hot guy was UNJUSTLY removed from a Florida stadium for being a certified hunk.
17. When Robbie Rogers and his beautiful face and arms and entire existence where on the cover of OUT Magazine.
23. When Charlie Hunnam brought all this to Pacific Rim.
27. When Josh Hutcherson and his arms and jawline were on the cover of OUT Magazine.
33. When the Old Spice guy went to Australia and picked up this snake in nothing but his Old Spice towel for some reason.
35. When Tom Welling graced the world with his certified silver foxiness.
39. Basically anytime Michael B. Jordan and his arms did anything.
God Bless 2013.
- Ex-London mayor Boris Johnson has dramatically ruled himself out of the race to be the next Conservative UK prime minister.
- The three suicide bombers behind Istanbul's airport attack were from Russia, Uzbekistan, and Kyrgyzstan, Turkish officials say.
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