Buzz·Posted on Jan 8, 201323 Reasons Why Facebook Couples Are The WorstNobody cares about your one month anniversary. NOBODY. CARES.by Matt BellassaiBuzzFeed Staff 1. They start WAY too early with their smothering love. buzzfeed.com GIRL, you are THIRTEEN. SIT DOWN. 2. And they usually have absolutely no idea what's going on. fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook.tumblr.com Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF 3. They commemorate every mundane moment with cheesy displays of affection. acidcow.com Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF 4. And they're pretty much just stupid and awful. fuckyeahfullofail.tumblr.com 5. They do THIS. tumblr.com Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF 6. And THIS. crushable.com Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF 7. And they drive you INSANE. idiotsonfb.tumblr.com 8. Like an overly attached couple at a restaurant. funnyjunk.com 9. You want to tell them how you really feel. But you hold back. idiotsonfb.tumblr.com 10. They go to pointless lengths to show their love to the world. imgace.com 11. And it's awkward and unpleasant. idiotsonfb.tumblr.com 12. And mostly they're just actually insane. acidcow.com Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF 13. Of course, one of them is always more excited than the other. Which is sad. scampire.tumblr.com 14. You feel obligated to indulge in their uncomfortable endearments. crushable.com Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF 15. Their statuses make you feel weird about what their love actually means. davethebarbarian.tumblr.com 16. They don't realize why their relationship is awful. idiotsonfb.tumblr.com Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF 17. But you see the problem. Every day. idiotsonfb.tumblr.com 18. Then their breakups are all public and sad. acidcow.com 19. And you don't know what to say... angvl.tumblr.com 20. And you hope they'll just figure out what went wrong... acidcow.com 21. And move on.... idiotsonfb.tumblr.com 22. And find someone new. angvl.tumblr.com 23. Even though they'll probably end up being like every other couple, which is awful and the worst and everybody should just stop. idiotsonfb.tumblr.com idiotsonfb.tumblr.com BYE! But really. I wish you all the best.