Good deeds make you hot. The thought of watching someone rescue a kitten from a tall tree turns you on a little. Or a lot. No one’s judging! You should totally hook up with Luke, and hey, remember he’s got that robotic hand…

O.K. Obviously Leia is hot AF. Her golden bikini is iconic. But don’t get fooled by the banging bod, Leia was confident, and even a little bossy at times. You should definitely hook up with Leia. Why? Because you like a boss in the bedroom, and don’t even try to deny it.

You love a guy with a bad streak. A little danger makes sexy times even more sexy. You should totally get it on with Han. Just make sure to lock the doors of the Millennium Falcon before it goes down.

You’re hella turned on by body hair. I mean, the hairier the better, am I right? You and Chewie will have a crazy good hook up, because despite his size and appearance, Chewbacca is actually a surprisingly gentle lover. Who would’ve thought?

Yas honey! You and Jabba are totally going to hook up. He might not be much on the eyes, but Jabba comes from a super rich family. So when he invites you over for Netflix and Chill, keep in mind that it’s going down at a fucking palace!

You’re hooking up with Yoda, which means you’ve basically won the incredible orgasm lottery! “Do or do not, there is no try.” Yeah, Yoda is one dedicated lover, especially when he starts busting out the force in the boudoir.