1. It's big.
2. Really big.
3. Really, really big.
4. Really, really, REALLY BIG!
5. Big enough for Godzilla to use it.
6. Big enough for Moses.
7. It's huge.
8. Gigantic.
9. Enormous.
10. Massive!
11. Like USS Vengeance status.
12. So big you'll have difficulty carrying it.
13. You'll definitely need a cart to get it to your car.
First customer leaving Best Buy with new iPad.